Assassin Omega

Kari, the Ultimate Seer (not)

A/N: I wrote this with the help from Wattpad's Stupidest Stereotypes by Bookworm010101 so kudos to them! 

Let me now document my family:

1. My mother. Chill and relaxed. Completely human. Doesn't know what's going on.

2. My dad. A bit stricter. Also a werewolf assassin. He's the one that taught me my stuff.

3. My little sis. Possibly werewolf - haven't checked. We get on really well, despite what you usually hear about siblings not getting on. Her name's Hikari-Daku, but she goes by Kari.

And then there's me. Documentation over.

I carefully unsheathe my blade, and grin as my eyes see the brightly polished metal. A good weapon will forever be your friend, my dad says, and no doubt he's right. I practice fighting invisible enemies. Slash. Block. Parry. Slash SLASH! No... I'm leaving my left side too open. Dad would disapprove. I try again. Slash. Block, parry. Leap onto the new green sofa for a final lunge.

I hear footsteps. Someone's coming downstairs. Quickly, I sheath my blade and hide it away, and when Kari comes downstairs I'm leaning on the kitchen counter drinking a glass of water. 

"Hey sis." I say.

"Hey." Kari nods back. 

"First day of new school, huh? What do you think it's gonna be like?"

Kari thought for moment, then nodded sagely. "I predict there will be school. And classes. And teachers."

"Pfft." I snorted. "You're such a good seer."

Kari nodded smugly. "I know, right?" she smirked.

I stood up. "So, what do you want me to make you for breakfast? I can do cereal, toast... What else do we have?... Oh yes, and porridge. I think we've got porridge."

"Toast." Kari replied. "With peanut butter. The major-"

"Food group of our household." I finished. It's an inside joke. Dad loves peanut butter, so now it's a major food group of our household. We ALWAYS have peanut butter.

Kari walked off, probably to get a book as I pop more bread in the toaster. Kari loves reading like Dad loves peanut butter, and she's always convincing me to read more. Me, I'm an outdoorsy person. I like fighting, getting dirty, exercise, and, of course, swords. Kari likes books and the inside world. We both like listening to music, gaming and making things out of clay. Kari comes back with a book just as the toaster goes SHPONG for the second time this morning. 

"Damn!" she grins, her eyes twinkling. "I wanted to read!"

I pass her the toast. "What's the book?" I ask.

"The Final Empire. You have GOT to read this! It is SOOOO good!" Kari sighs, caught up in the bliss of a good book. I grin. Kari's two years younger than me, probably more mature than me, but still as predictable as ever.

"You remember our clay model Hogwarts?" I ask.

Kari laughs. "Oh my gosh, yes! That was such a good layout!" 

"Well..." I say. "I'm thinking, once we settle in here and unpack everything, let's make another Lord of The Rings set-up!"

Kari gasps. "That. Is. SUCH A GOOD IDEA!"

My turn to smirk. "I know, I'm such a genius." 

And with that, I walked back to my room to get changed into my new school uniform.