The Life Of A Hoe

Chapter 1: The Burth of A Hoe

It was a normal day for the people of Inaba, nobody was expecting what was to come... (get it?)

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He sat alone in the nearly empty train, staring out the window and thinking some about some gay ass shit, like bananas if ya get what I mean.

Mmm bananas... he thought, licking his hella thicc lips.

His name was Yu A Hoe. No! Not A Hoe, but
A Hoe. Everyone fucking got that wrong at his old school. Hopefully that fucking changes at the new place for god's sake.

Oh yeah that's why he's on the train. He's going to live in Enema or some bitch ass place like that with his fucking uncle or whatever.

Suddenly he remembered the dream he had last night...

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"Welcome to the Velvet Room."

He was standing in front of a man with a long ass dick nose, and a lady with hair. Oh boy, another wet dream! Yes!

"This isn't a wet dream." The long nose said, making Yu a little disappointed, "You are destined for greatness. You must use your friendships and personas and shit like that."

"Yes." Said the lady with hair, "I am Margaret, I have hair."

"I see that." Yu replied in his super gay voice.

"And I am Igor. What is your name?"

"Oh, me?" Yu said in a flirty tone, "It's Yu A Hoe. Not A Hoe, A Hoe."

"I see..." Igor said, dipping his nose in an ink thing and writing on a contract with it, "Well, have fun with your gay shit."

Yu suddenly started to fade away, first his feet disappeared and then his legs and then-

"Wait!" Yu shouted, his voice a sort of breathy moan, since he was always fucking horny, "Can you fuck me hard with your big long no-"

Yu was shaken from his dream when a big ass rock hit the window he was staring out and cracked it. He saw a man standing outside and HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE WAS A FUCKING DADDYYYY. His dick (which was already hard from the remembrance of his dream) began to throb and he could only think one thing: I WILL get fucked by that man.

His dick nearly fell off when that daddy of a man waved at him. He jumped up from his seat and RAN off the train, not even sure if this was really his stop, but he was too horny to care.

He dashed over to daddy man, only now noticing the little girl standing next to him. Well shit he didn't care he was still gonna go for him, whether children were present or not.

"Hi~" he said in the gayest voice he could manage and batted his long eyelashes.

"Hello," daddy boi said, his voice deep and sexy, "I bet you don't remember me do you?"

Yu was taken aback. Did he know this man from somewhere? He thought back on all the dudes he had slept with before, which was A LOT. But he would've definitely remembered fucking someone this daddy.

"Noo I don't~ what's your name, sexy?" Yu said seductively.

Daddy boi raised an eyebrow but didn't acknowledge Yu's strange comment, "I'm your uncle, Dojima. And this is Nanako, my daughter."

Yu couldn't care less about Nanako, he was too S H O O K about Mr.Daddy being his uncle. So this was the man he was supposed to be living with? Damn did he get lucky.

"Ohh nice to meet you both!" He said enthusiastically.

"I'm not surprised you don't remember me," Dojima said, "the last time I was around you I was changing your diapers."

Yu let out a small moan, "mmm you can still change my diapers, daddy." The words were muttered quietly cause he didn't wanna supafreak the man out...yet.

"Uhh what?" Dojima said, the only word he heard was "daddy".

"Oh, nothing!" Yu said, turning his attention to the girl, Nanako, as a distraction. But she was staring back at him with a fuckin mad expression on her face. "So Nanako tell me about yourself! How old are you?"

Nanako's expression didn't change at all and she avoided Yu's questions, "You're gay aren't you?" She asked instead.

Yu was a bit shocked at this question, did anyone even need to ask that question when the answer was so clear?

"Uh what?"

"You are! I can tell. You're a fucking homo cocksucker!" She screamed.

"Nanako!" Dojima said, "don't say shit like that!"

"No no it's fine." Yu replied, "it's true lol"

"I KNEW IT! YOU FAGGOT! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!!1!1!" She screamed louder, sounding like she was being possessed by Satan.

Suddenly another giant rock appeared and hit Yu in the head, knocking him out cold.

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