It was foggy and Yu couldn't see shit.
"Mm, hello?" He called out in his annoying high pitched voice. There was no answer so he continued walking, even though he was pretty much blind.
He was hoping he would run into someone...someone in particular.
"Daddy Dojima?? Are you here~?" He called out seductively, hoping for the response he was looking for.
"Yes baby...I'm here~" a deep voice replied, but Yu couldn't seem to find the origin of that sexy sexy voice.
"Where?!" He cried out desperately, his dick beginning to throb in excitement.
He stuck his hands out in front of him and began to feel around, frantically searching for something, anything, that could lead him to Dojima.
Suddenly his hand comes in contact with something long, thick and slimy. He grabs onto it without hesitation and tries to stick it in his mouth.
But before he can get the unknown appendage in his mouth it pulls away, making Yu scream in despair. "NOOO COME BACK!!"
He ran after the squiggly thing, trying to catch it when he ran into a big ass door.
"HWAT THE FUQ??" Yu screamed.
"I'm in here~" Dojima's voice called out
"DADDTYYYDUDJCJC" Yu satanically screamed and ran through the door at lightening speed.
As soon as he made it past the entrance what he saw made his dick fall off.
"Oh shit." Yu picked up his dick and stuck it back on cause that shit important.
But yeah in front of Yu sat (?) a GIGANTIC Dojima head with multiple tentacles emerging from out of him.
"Hello Yuuuuuu~~~" the Dojima head said, beckoning Yu to come closer with one of his tentacles, "come over to daddy."
Yu didn't know what the fuck to do. This usually wasn't usually his type of thing, but he was still super horny for some reason. Maybe this really WAS a wet dream.
"Uhhhhhhh," he began, "where the fuck is the rest of your body?"
"That's not important~ I mean it's still me. And I know how much you want me to duck you~" one of the Dojima head's tentacles began to sneak up and and wrap around Yu's ankle.
"OH HELL NO!" Yu shrieked and started aggressively kicking his leg to get the slimy thing off of him.
But it was too late- the tentacles continued to advance upon him, wrapping around his legs and bounding his arms behind him.
Before he could scream one of the slimy appendages filled his open mouth and began to choke him, but he liked it cause he's a hoe.
"Mm you like that don't you~?" Dojima moaned out, as the tentacles moved to rip Yu's clothes off. The first tentacle penetrates his gay little asshole, it's thiccness ripping it a lil and making it bleed. Yu tried to moan against the tentacle in his mouth, but it was impossible because it kept moving down his throat, making it impossible for him to breathe but Yu loved it but...but...WHYY??
Tentacles seemed to multiply and they began to fill every hole and crevice on Yu's body. Yep. Eeeeeveryyyyy hole. He was in immense pain, he couldn't breathe or hear, or see as the tentacles poked into his eye sockets.
"JSKDKDKDMX" Yu screamed as he woke up from the dream. He looked down to see that his dick was stiff as a brick, even though he beat the shit of it before going to sleep. He quickly tried to forget the dream and jerked off one more time before passing out.
He was back in the dream, but the Dojima tentacle monster was no where to be found. Yu sighed in relief and hormones, happy that nothing was flooding his holes but at the same time begging for it.
Suddenly, a big boy with a sword and vagina flew to Yu. Yu recoiled in disgust as he saw the PUSSY POUCH on the weird creature.
"Yo dawg, I'm yo persona Izanagi." It said while beatboxing, "I killed the tentacle monster for ya, man."
"What the dick is a persona~?" Yu asked in his horny voice.
"I'm you, my diggity dawg."
Yu gasped. This couldn't be! This thing had a vagenie, not a hard throbbing cock like Yu had. Plus, it had a gangster tone, not a shrilly gay choice he had.
"I'll see ya later when it's important in the story, hot diggity dawg!" The persona then disappeared, and Yu woke up again. This time, surprisingly, with only a minor boner.
Then Yu A Hoe realized....today was the first day of school.
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The Life Of A Hoe
HumorThis is a fun and wholesome alternative to the story of Persona 4. Yu A Hoe comes to Inaba to live with his sexy uncle Dojima and religion-obsessed cousin, Nanako. What adventures will await this sex-crazed maniac? Read about his journey of new frie...