The Life Of A Hoe

Chapter 5: MY DICK FELL OFF!!!

Yu A Hoe walked downstairs, inhaling with his mega huge nostrils. He smelled BEKFEST.

"Hey, cocksucker." Nanako said, a plate of bacon in her tiny hands, "I made breakfast."

"Where's daddy~?" Yu asked, rubbing his eyes tiredly.

"I'm a goddamn first grader that cooked a whole meal, and your first thought is where the fuck my dad is?" Nanako slammed the plate on the floor, "No breakfast for you. Go eat pieces of the couch, fag."

Yu then sobbed loudly and went over to the couch and started to tear off pieces of the couch where Daddy Dojima's ass usually sat. It was basically like eating his ass! After having a nice, wholesome meal of couch and Dojima ass, Yu and Nanako walked out into the rain together to go the school.

The two buddies arrived at the Samegawa flood plain, where Yu's school was just ahead. Nanako stopped in her tracks and turned to Yu, who had no umbrella while Nanako did. It had the words "JESUS CHRIST" plastered onto it in red paint, probably painted on by Nanako herself.

"Bye, I gotta go to my bible school!" Nanako said, "Make sure to convert to Jesus or BURN IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER HOMOSEXUALS." She then was running away from Yu with the umbrella in her hand.

Yu then walked away to school in the rain, pieces of the couch still stuck to his plump, hella thicc lips. He licked the couches off and found himself at the intersection in front of the school.

"whhooAAAAAAOOAOAO!!!!!!!!!!!" He heard someone yell out. Yu A Hoe jumped tf outta the way when a dude on his bike drove by, wobbling around.

Then, everything went into slow motion and "Careless Whisper" started to play in the background. What was this feeling?! Yu's dick started to throb, but...another body part of his did, too. Was it...his heart??? His horny little heart started to pound as the guy started to bike towards the trash cans.

Everything then went it's normal pace and the dude crashed into the trashcans. Yu walked up to him and saw him holding his groin where his dick would be, but Yu then saw it laying on the ground.

"My dick fell off!" The boy cried, jumping around with his hands where his dick used to be. Yu looked at the dick laying on the ground and had MANY fantasies running through his head. He then walked off, hoping the bike was okay.

Yasogami High... Yu breathed in the fresh hair. What kind of life awaited him here? Hopefully a life full of sucking some cock.

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