Shizaya- One Problem to the Next

Introductions

~Normal day in Ikebukuro brought to you by flying vending machines and stop signs!~

-Izaya's POV-

"Wah! So boring!" I yelled in my office. Everything had gone as plan and there was nothing fun for me to do. Maybe I can annoy that monster, I still had afew good hours before its night. After debating on whether or not to go bully the monster, I got up and told my secretary , Namie Yagiri, that I was going to have fun in Ikebukuro.

~Time skip, brought to you by Celty's head~

I guess I just have to stand here and I'm sure that Monster will find me soon. He always does. Just as I thought of that I heard a loud crash. 

"Izaya-kun!" A blonde man wearing a bartender suit with purple shades yelled.

"Ah Shizu-chan! I wondered when you might find me! I guess you really are a monster!" I taunted.

"Shut it!" He yelled grabbing a nearby vending machine and tossed it at me. I jumped over it and took out afew throwing knives and threw them at him. I turned on my heels and ran hoping for him to chase me.

I could tell it worked as I saw stop signs fly past as I doged them with ease, "Shizu-chan~ You are losing you're touch!" I said smirking.

"Shut up, you flea!!!" He screamed and tossed a trash can at me.

"Flying trash bins, I never thought I would be seeing the monster throw his own house away~" I taunted and continued running.

"You fucking flea!" He screamed and ripped off a 'One Way' sign out of the pavement and chased me with it. I turned around and doged the sign as it flew over my head. I pulled out my flickblade and made a small cut at his arm and jumped back as he continued swinging his sign as if it was his blade. I kept stepping back waiting for my chance when I felt a wall behind me. I quickly jumped as I nearly got hit. I kicked his arm with the cut and watched him drop his sign post.

"Well that was fun Shizu-chan~ But I have to be going now! I won again!" I said cheerfully and skipped back to my apartment in Shinjuku.

-Shizuo's POV-

"That stupid flea..." I said grumbling.

You can't keep trying to fight him all the time you know? , The black figure typed. 

"I told him to stay out of Ikebukuro!" I yelled.

Ignore him. , She typed.

"Tell that flea to stay out of Ikebukuro and I will ignore him!" I said pulling out a cigarette to calm myself down.

You know... The more you do what he wants... The more he will keep coming? , She typed leaning sideways.

"I know. Its just that everytime I get a chance to wipe him off the planet he always gets away!" I yelled.

Well you will get him next time. She typed and leaned against the wall, soon her phone rang. She looked at the text and then showed me a message , Got to go, job to do. Talk to you next time.

"Yea bye." I said and watched her ride her bike off to who knows where. I held the cigarette and threw it to the ground and crushed it under my foot.

 -Izaya's POV-

"Ah back home after that fun day~" I said smiling to myself when I had a phone call looking at the caller I gave myself a small smile, "Hello there Shin-chan!~"