BTS Imagines

RM

It was a beautiful Sunday morning. It was the last day of your weekend and all you wanted to do was lay in your fluffy bean bag, covered in a fluffy blanket, cuddle with your fluffy puppy with a cup of hot cocoa in your hands as the rain falls outside your window.

It was calm. It was perfect.

Too perfect.

*Ilpal ilsam sampal ddaeng

U wrong me right jal bwa ddaeng

Haggyojong ullyeola brr brr ddaeng

Ya ibeon saeng-eun geulleoss-eo neon ddaeng*

You spoke to soon. Of course your boyfriends custom ringtone would blast just when you didn't want to hear it the most. Jinju, your puppy, jumped off you as you closed your eyes and sighed, bracing yourself for your man's cuteness.. Or... annoyingness.

Getting up you walked to your dresser, grabbing your phone and sliding the green call button.

"Yes, Joon?"

"Uh.. hi babe." his voice was a little unsure but you can hear his small smile.

"Kim Namjoon. I swear to God. If you disturbed me on my typical Sunday morning routine just to share Jin's latest dad joke I am not--"

"No. no no no. I won't do that anymore promise." he chuckled, letting out a small smile on your face. "But we do need your help with---"

"NOONA!!!!" shocked with the screaming on the phone, you put it away from your ear. You couldn't put your finger on it but it sounded like, Jimin.

"Noona help!! It's everywhere!"

"Y/n please!!" That, was definitely Hoseok. In the background you can hear other screams and what sounded like paper being flinged on something. Maybe even a book or envelope.

"Namjoon. What is going on in there?" You can hear his voice from afar saying 'Yah! That was vintage! Jeon Jungkook you better make sure you don't hit that again!'

"Hello?" you asked again.

"Babe? Hey, yeah. Sorry just.. Can you come over? All seven of us know only you can solve this problem."

"What, did Yeontan finally lose it?" you laughed, heading for your drawers bringing out an easy wear dress. You put your phone on speaker as you listened to the chaos on the phone.

"Noona! Please hurry!!" That was Taehying, followed by a squeal from Jimin.

"Was that Jimin?" you asked grabbing your keys, heading out the door.

"No it was Yoongi." Namjoon laughed. Yoongi squealed? What the hell?!

"NO IT WASN'T ME!" Yoongi screamed nearby.

"I don't know Yoongs, it did sound like you." you giggled. His voice was faint this time, 'Godammit, I said it wasn't me I. DO NOT. Sque---" He got cut off by his own squeal, making you laugh more as you got in your car.

"Alright alright, I'm in the car. I'll be there in 10."

"Alright, don't want you to drive while in a call babe, see you. Drive safe." You heard Joon again but he sounded out of breath.

The call ended and you couldn't help but laugh a little. There were only a few times you were called to their dorms. It's either Jin needed help cooking, Joon broke something, or they needed help in getting Yoongi out of bed or taking care of their pets for the day. But never did it start with a loud ass phone call at.... 8:30 in the morning??!

This better be worth it. By now you should be just staring out your window. It didn't help that it was raining too so you made sure your hood was up when you got our your car in front of their dorm. Running inside, you input the code and walked to their door.

From the outside it still sounded a little chaotic. Luckily you haven't heard anything glass like break yet or any wood break for that matter. Grabbing the spare key they gave you, you entered slowly. True enough, everything looked like a tornado came in.

Pillows from the couch, weren't on the couch, books were everywhere, there were puddles of water on the floor, Yeontan and Holly's treats were scattered everywhere, their cages open, and all seven boys scattered around the room.

Jin was by the kitchen counter hiding behind it, Yoongi was holding a book to his head, Jimin held on to Holly as Taehyung held Yeontan, Jungkook had one of his barbels in his hand looking around, Hobi was... probably that bundled up blanket by the couch and your boyfriend, smack in the middle with a fly swatter in hand, looking like he was doing his seaweed dance.

"Guys?" you said softly.

As if by magic all movements stopped. All heads turned to you so quick you thought you got whiplash. All your eyes blinked at each other before all of them ran to you, some gripping on to you, some behind you. You were right that Hoseok was the bundled up figure by the couch.

"Noona! Get it!!!!" Jungkook said clinging to our arm, eyes wide frantically looking around.

"It was just here!!" Yoongi said, book still on his head.

All of them kept rambling about something. You still didn't know what the hell was going on! When Namjoon hugged you by your neck, your head tilted up and you finally saw it. Small, fluttering but it was visible.

I swear to God...

"Jesus christ. You called me over here, for a frikkin COCKROACH!?" you yelped, losingg your balance as the boys sight found the little pest too.

"Yes!"

"It's not just a roch."

"It's a FLYING roach!!"

You tried to stay calm. Really. You loved these boys to bits but sometimes you had bigger balls than all seven of them combined. You sighed and pried yourself from their strong grip. They cowered together behind you as you snatched the fly swatter from Namjoon, making him jump a bit.

You stood on the coffee table and , SLAP!

Cheers were heard behind you as a body grabbed your from behind, lifting you up and swaying you side to side. [a/n 'been out all night, been out all day, and booO0Oooy got me walking side to si--- ok im stopping there.]

Once you were brought down, you took a good look at all seven boys with a glare. Jin and Hobi were dancing, the maknae's were in a rolly-polly holding hands, Yoongi held on to Holly as Yoentan jumped by his foot and you knew Joon was hugging you tightly from the back.

"Thank you baby! You're truly the bes--" you cut him off by turning around, same glare on your face.

"If I don't have hot cocoa in my hand in the next 5 minutes, I'll walk over to your neighbor and set his flying insect collection free inside this dorm." your voice low but threatening.

Once again everyone stopped altogether, for a good 5 seconds, and gulped before they started running around the dorm.

"I'll get the cocoa ready!" that was Jin.

"We'll get the fluffy blanket and pillow and our stuffies!!" the Maknae's ran to their rooms.

"I'll get the speakers, you like rain sounds yea? Hawaiian tunes too?" that was Yoongi, setting Holly down and rushing to the shelf by the TV.

"Here Y/n, why don't you sit on the couch, I'll get you some biscuits." Hobi, smiled nervously guiding you to the couch before running to the kitchen.

"Lay down babe, let me massage your feet. Did you want your usual lavender oils?" Namjoon kissed you multiple times softly before moving down to massage your feet.

Ah yes, you loved Sundays.