Miserable Life of The Forgotten Gods

The day in most chaotic house ever

Zen woke up to a ruckus downstairs, he hastily got out of his carboard box and moved to the source of the sound, he rubbed his face and groaned, "You fuckin idiot why the fuck are you drinking out of the milk carton we have CUPS FOR A REASON!"

Kate stopped drinking out of the carton and looked up to the cup cabinet, she walked over and took a glass out.

"Good job kate," Zen said as he turned around to go back to sleep in his cardboard box. He stopped when he heard a crunch sound. He whipped his head behind him only to see Kate eating the glass.

"mmm cronchy," Kate moaned of delight.

Zen was about to bring out The Belt, but was stopped when Shad yeeted himself down the stairs onto the kitchen counter.

"Hey mamacita," he said in a sexy voice because he was in a sexy pose, "Got any cup for me?" he asked.

Kate screamed and smashed the cup into his face, Zen started crying.

"Why do I live here!" He said while bawling into his arms.

Shad was in the middle of wiping all of the milk and blood from his face when he heard the crying, he looked at Zen and frowned, "Kate, bring me the pillow," he stated.

Kate began to T-pose as she hopped away. Shad heard more noise as another cursed member rolled down the stairs, it was El.

"I heard crying," he said with red eyes.

Shad did a backflip off the counter and landed right in front of El, they both looked into eachothers eyes, after 17 seconds they started a fist fight.

Zen was still crying, but then Kate came back with The Pillow, she threw it at Zen, Zen was knocked unconcious because in reality The Pillow was a sac full of bricks.

The others remained in a soft sleep as Kate cheered on Shad and El in their fistfight while Zen slept soundly on the ground with a cracked skull.

Shad dodged a punch narrowly as he kicked El in the stomach, he grinned as he observed the 6ft tall man stumble back.

"Anata wa watashiniha itchi shimasen," he spoke in a deep voice. Kate gapsed on the sidelines.

El grinned and wiped the blood off his nose, "Anata wa tadashīdesu, watashi wa yoriyoi shiaidesu," he spoke in the same husky voice as him.

Shad started screaming, his hair became yellow as he went super saiyan. El followed shortly after, his hair turning rainbow color.

Kate started screaming like a monkey, she woke up West and Bloo as they ran down to see the commotion. The entire kitchen was turned into a battlefield.

"Omae wa mou shindeiru," Els spoke out.

Shad gasped and went wide eyed, "Nani!??"

El teleported behind him and started delivering punches at 100% to Shad.

Meanwhile, Kate and West forgot about the fight and started making out on top of an unconcious Zen, while Bloo hooked up the speakers and started playing You Say Run.

El gasped and Shad grinned, "This song," Shad groaned as he blocked a punch from El, catching it, "Is the PINNACLE OF PLOT ARMOR!"

El started fading as Shad's punches grew stronger, he wound up one more punch, "DETROIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!"

Dash and Pi had finally made it down to the fight, they saw Kate and West making out while Bloo was jumping up and down cheering the two on, Pi and Dash started cheering, Dash brought out some whiskey and put it in their cereal.

"Dash you are 11!" Bloo yelled.

Dash grinned as the whiskey in their hand went down the hatch.

"SMASSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!" Shad connected his fists with Els stomach, sending him flying through the roof.

The dust cleared and Shad stood voctorious, Zen groaned and slowly got up, he looked around to see everyone in the kitchen.

"So... Breakfast?" He asked.

"Yeah,"

"Sure."

"I'm beat."

El walked into the house through the front door casually, "Oh breakfast!" He yelled as he sat down on top of the table, awaiting his cereal like a good boy.

The group sat down and had their breakfast.

Just an average day in the Forgotten Gods Family.