Miserable Life of The Forgotten Gods

Tot Wicke

Tot, a retired hitman, was looking for her dog, "Come here dog, I love alive dog." She called out.

Just then, Tot sees a BIG MAFIA BOSS, who shoots her dog, Tot gaspses and runs to the canine. "That dog was like my dead husband! Now it is dead like my dead husband!"

The BIG MAFIA BOSS cackled, "I care not, my father is Russia."

Tot growled, "I am now retiring from being retired," she growled with venom.

Tot reaches into her mouth and brings out a pistol. 100 000 MAFIA BOSSES come out of cool car and throw bullets at Tot. Tot guns 10 000 of them in the head. They hate that.

Tot grinned, "Foolish, you shouldnt have come here, foolish." He dodges a punch from BIG MAFIA BOSS, "Who are you?!" She yells.

BIG MAFIA BOSS laughs, he takes off his mask, "I am, ALIVE DOG!" He is correct, BIG MAFIA BOSS is actually Tots dog, who is also Pi.

"P-Pi?" Tot says.

Pi grins, "Pie.."

A horse walks into the house, Tot takes the horse and fires it like a gun.

Pi dodges and groans, "Oh bad, he knows about horses!"

Tot tries to reload the horse but is hit with several cool cars. The cars die. Tot lives more. She rolls near Pi.

"You are out of horse, Mr. Thot," he grins.

Tot throws the horse and it explodes, killing 80 000 MAFIA BOSSES. The horse lives and goes back to its job as a horse. Pi and Tot trade punches and kicks until their blood is tired.

Pi gaspes for air as he puts his hands up, Tot stops a punch. "Lets build a truce, take present." He says.

Pi grabs a dog from Walmart and hands it to Tot.

"Okay, I love alive dog, bye." She turns around with the dog.

Tot walks away while holding the dog. Pi takes out gun from his ear and points it at Tot. But Tot knows all ear tricks, she does a backflip and aims dog at Pi, she fires.