Miserable Life of The Forgotten Gods

the meeting

Misty was making food for the family, she put a soccer ball inside the blender and hit the blend button, "Mmm I cant wait to have this sports drink!" She winked at a nonexistent camera.

She continued winking when Zen walked in, he looked at the girl winking at the wall while blending something inedible, Zen walked out to get the flamethrower.

Zen was about to pick up the flamthrower lying in the toilet until Kate flies out of the sink and lands right in front of him. "WE'RE LATE!" She screams into his ear.

Zen covers his ears and screams back, "FOR WHAT!"

"THE COMMUNITY MHA ENTHUSIAST GROUP!" Kate yelled back.

The two continued to yell until Dash walked into the bathroom and throws a brick at Zen, who dies.

"Shut the fuck up Kate-san," Dash groans while rubbing her eyes.

Kate shakes her head quickly, "We have to leave now! Get the body bag and put Zen in it, Shad and West are already in the car!" The two start moving.

In the car, West and Shad are jamming to the Dora theme song, El is in the back crying over the musical masterpiece. The neighbors are contemplating why they moved here.

The doors to the 4 seated car open and Bloo gets in, her handbag in hand, Dash opens the trunk and throws Zens body in a trashbag in. She joins Misty and Pen on the roof.

Kate gets on Wests lap and they start making out right away. Pi curls up like a baby for Bloo to pamper in her arms.

Shad looked back, he raised his eyebrow, "Ready to leave?" He asked while staring uncomfortably at the curled up Pi in Bloos arms, he was wearing a bib.

Shad slammed the gas and sped off in their Lamborghini. He heard commotion on the roof. The family shrieked when Dash popped up on the front hood, hanging for dear life.

Kate and Pen fell off the roof of the car, they watched as the cool car fled off in the distance. It was okay because they saw that they landed right beside Mcdonalds. Misty looked at Pen sadly and patted his back. "C'mon Pen, lets go see your brother," they walked towards the pen section of Mcdonalds.

Back in the car, it was actually unusually quiet, the light suckling of a pacifier from the back of the car the only noise.

"I feel like we're forgetting something," Shad spoke.

Just then, Tot shot all of the tires of the Lambo with her horse. The car exploded. "Could it be... Me?" She spoke with red eyes. She pulled out a gun and pointed it at Shads head

Shad got out the blown up car dramatically, he slapped his forehead, "Oh right! Comon Tot we're gonna be late," he said nonchalantly as he dodged bullets.

Tot had tears in her eyes, "YOU ALWAYS FORGET!" She ran up to punch him in the face, Shad let her.

"Looks like we're watching some dramatic scene in a romance flick," Kate muttered to West, who were still hiding in the Lambo.

Kate slapped Shad again, "YOU ALWAYS FORGET TO WRITE ME!" There was a pause.

"Nevermind," Kate whispered again.

Shad raised an eyebrow, "The entire last chapter was dedicated to you," he said.

Tot donned in realisation, "Oh.."

Shad shrugged, he did a backflip while pulling out the banana in his ass and peeled it. He stared at Dash for 19 seconds, "Banana?" He offered her.

Tot nodded soflty and took the fruit, she started eating the peel.

"Now lets forget that Tot broke the 4th wall," They all got in the car again. They drove off with flat tires and a broken window.

Soon they arrived at the community gathering, it was at a junkyard. Kate got out the car and breathed in the fresh trash air, "Ahhhh nature!" She exclaimed.

Everyone went inside the junkyard, they found an array of people seated on the trash, they waved. The family waved back.

Dash threw Zens body into the pile of trash beside her and ran to catch up with the group. Zen groaned and got out the bag, he saw a man standing above him, "J-Jesus?" He grabbed the mans hand, who lifted him up.

The man laughed. "No no, just a mere MHA lover!" He belly laughed.

Zen observed the man intently, he shook his head and looked for the ithers, he smiled as he saw them at the trash pile.

He walked over to them, "Heya gang!" He exclaimed.

Kate screamed and smashed a glass cup into his face out of reflex. Zen ignored this and sat down beside Shad. They waited for the gatherings director to come.

The jolly man Zen met at the trash pile came to the middle of the group. He felt Shad beside him shrink a little in his seat, he looked at him to see his eyes grow a fierce aura. Sensinge his sensies distress, El began to unsheathe the blade nobody knew he had slowly.

"Stand down, El-shounen," Shad muttered. El put back his sword slowly.

The man looked at the group and laughed happily, "Welcome fellow MHA lovers! Sorry for the placement of this meeting, next one will be at the nuclear powerplant."

"Whats your name," Shad spoke up, interupting the man, who flinched.

Bloo scowled and slapped Shad, "Manners idiot!"

Shad mumbled out an apology while rubbing his face. Pi was still in Bloos arms, he took out the pacifier in his mouth and stuck his tongue out at Shad.

The man laughed, "Oh please, he was just asking," the man grew an intimidating aura, Shad didnt back down, "Call me..."

"k4e2..."

A/N

Wow a plot in a crack fic? Nani????

Just an fyi to those who dont know the backstory, IM NOT HATING ON SHIPS THE COMING NEXT CHAPTER, ITS ALL WITH GOOD REASON WHICHLL BE EXPLAINED IN THE A/N NEXT CHAP.

Thanks for reading? I guess?

Plus Ultra~!