Miserable Life of The Forgotten Gods

lounging

Pi was on the couch, reading some good smut. His humongous 3 Inch penis was creating a tent in his pants.

Dash walked in and saw Pi's pants. She blushed slighly and looked away. "P-Pi-chan! You have an erection!"

Pi ignored Dash as he kept on reading, he was getting close to climax. He began to pee his pants thinking it was his cum.

"Keanu Reaves~" Pi moaned as the piss slowly trickled onto the couch.

Dash turned neon red as she covered her face with her hands, "P-Pi-chan b-baka!" She ran away like a school girl.

Pi had ignored Dash the whole time, too busy reading his My Little Pony smut. He looked down to see all the piss on the couch. He got his blow dryer from his back pocket and began drying the couch.

El walked in while eating an apple, he didnt see the piss on the couch and plopped down onto it. "Wow warm and wet just how I like it," he let off a high pitched moan as the piss soaked into his pants.

Kate then broke into the room through the wall with Shad in her arms, she had a microphone in the other hand, "PI SING ME A SONG!" She screamed.

Pi shot up but was interrupted when Chuy crashed through the ceiling and fucking died.

Pi ignored him and started singing the ABC's.

Dash came back and started fortnite dancing on Chuys body.

Misty finally came home, she was the most responsible out of the whole cult, she threw her keys at the coat rack and hung her coat on the key rack. She stared at her mistake before marching to the karaoke party and belting out the full lyrics to Kid Cudi Beat.

"They tryna be cray, they tryna be cray," she started singing.

Chuy started siezing on the gorund, he got up like a zombie and started breakdancing to Misty's horrible voice.

Shad woke up from Kates arms, he looked at Misty and the gears in his head started turning.

"Misty... Misty from Pokemon..." He thought as he backflipped out of kates arm and landed right in front of Misty, they stared into eachotheres eyes for 18 seconds before Shad punched Misty in the face.

"MISTY I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON BATT-" His declaration was cut short when Pen comes out of the fucking ground and Carolina Smashes him into the ground.

"Epic fortnite win," was all Pen says as he begins to do the floss with Dash.

Pi had just finished singing the ABC's, he took a full 10 minutes to finish. Everyone clapped for him. Except for a close-to-death Shad.

El walked in and gasped at Shad, he quickly rushed to his side, trying to hold back tears.

"S-Sensei?" El croaked out.

Shad looked at him with blank eyes, he forced a smile on his face, "El-shounen, y-youve grown,"

"Sensei please! You have so much to teach me!" He was crying in earnest now.

Pi looked at then in confusion, up from his My Little Pony smutbook, Dash pouted in the background because she didnt get any attention from Pi.

"Didnt you guys fight this morning?" He asked confused.

El and Shad looked at him in deadpan, Kate slapped Pi, knocking him out, he fell right into a breakdancing zombie-chuy.

El ignored the accusation and continued crying.

Pen stood straight up, his happy face turning serious, "My len senses are tingling," he flexed and jumped into the sky.

"God thats hot," Misty muttered under her breath.

"I know right," Said Chuy, who got slapped by Kate again.

Pen was in the sky, searching for the source of his tingling.

Meanwhile Zen and West were grocery shopping in Home Depot.

"Hmmm, this paint looks delicious," West said as he picked up the red paint.

Zen nodded as he reached for the paint can in Wests hands. Their fingers touched and West moaned. He shit his pants while doing so.

Zen looked at west in disgust, but was cut short after Weat captured him in a really uncomfortable hug.

Pen crashed through the cieling of Home Depot and pointed his fingers at the hugging duo.

"You are cheating!" He said in a voice imitating All Might.

West turned red as Zen pushed him off, "Its not like that!" He screamed while covering his face with his hands.

Back at home, Kate had randomly started crying for some reason.

Just then, El rammed into the three out of nowhere.

Pen stood up and guarded the scared duo, who were clinging onto eachother.

"This is for my Sensei," El said with venom in his voice.

"KHAMEEEHAMEEEHAAAAAAAA!"

He charged up his energy blast and shot Pen through the pen section of Mcdonalds 300 ft away.

"NOOOO MY BROTHER WHAT HAVE THEY DONE!" Pen screamed while hugging all the pens in the pen section

Back at home The group had finally calmed down, Pi was back to reading his My Little Pony smut, Shad was fucking dead, Kate was crying, Chuy was still dancing, Dash was pouting because she was being ignored, Misty was making anchovie banana muffins. Tot was also there but was asleep because they gave no shits.

Bloo, the mom of the group sneezed at work, "Those little shits are doing something horrible," she growled as she clicked off work and started playing Minecraft on her work PC.

Just a casual lounge day for the forgotten god family.