Crowley x Reader x Aziraphale

Damn it!

Gabriel's p.o.v.

I slam my fist through a pillar in the white hallway. Why wasn't I there at the wall when they were? I growl and brush myself off. I go over to the globe we keep for traveling. "Where are you Y/n? Possibly with that dumb angel and the horrid serpent" I say while tapping my chin. "You know we'd be the strongest side if we had the Princess on our side" Michael says from behind me. I sigh and nod while grabbing the bridge of my nose. "Well that would mean either you or God would have to marry her" she says. I turn to her and sneer "I know Michael!" I snap. She smirks "what if we could tap into her cell phone?" She says pulling out a phone. I walk over to her and look at her phone. "What are you doing?" I ask as I watch her type something in then hand me her phone. "Listen and you'll possibly get hints to where they are" she says walking off.

Y/n's p o.v.

I giggle as we were talking about where our honeymoon should be. Crowley and Aziraphale suggested Alpha Centuri. I remember many centuries ago that he had gotten drunk off his ass and told me he had help create the stars. He told me that is what he misses about being an angel. I smile "that would be a lovely place to go" I say thinking about how many times I have thought about running away to the stars. I feel my phone vibrate... Like it's angry or something. I pull it out and turn it on. But nothing. I shrug and sit it on the counter. Aziraphale then picks it up. "What's wrong?" I ask, he holds up his finger and then my phone starts to whizz out. I grimace as sparks fly out of the speakers. He then sets it back down and smiles sweetly at me. "We had a little bug on our line" he says as he picks up his wine I had poured him and takes a sip. I raise a brow at him. "Gabriel, he's learning to sneak around I guess" he says shrugging. I bite my lip. "What if he was on long enough to hear we were getting married?" "Vegas?" I hear Crowley ask out of no where. "What does the Sinful City have to do with this?" I ask a bit peeved at his randomness. "What if we kind of just poofed over there and got married?" He says looking up from the couch he was slouching on. I roll my eyes. But Aziraphale snaps his fingers "that might actually work!" He says suddenly. We both look at him confused. "Okay hear me out on this. Gabriel, has always been fond of Y/n. He's said she unholy things about her. More or less what he'd like to do to her." He says frowning. "I had to hold my tongue more than once. Anyways, he may be trying to 'unite' the forces of heaven and hell. But he really just wants Y/n" I nod and grab their hands. "We are going to get married right now!" I say miracling us to Las Vegas. "The chapels here aren't exactly holy" I say dragging them into a chapel. The priest nods and ushers us in a room.

~time skip after marrige~

We are in a fancy hotel and piled on each other. Energy drained from the drinking and vomiting we did. What a night.