Crowley x Reader x Aziraphale

Armageddon...Well Sort Of

Y/n's p.o.v.

I groan as we are speeding down the highway like a bat out of Hell. Straight out of Hell. They were arguing if Velvet Underground was Bebop or Rock. I groan and slowly sink lower into my seat. Then the both turn to me. "Y/n!" I glare up at them both. "Yessss?" I actually hiss. They just stare at me. I raise my brows and they clear their throats. "Is it Rock or Bebop?" Crowley asks as he barely misses an elderly woman crossing the street. Aziraphale grabs the oh shit handle and screams at Crowley to watch the damn road. "It's Rock" I say sitting back up. Aziraphale screams at Crowley again to watch the road because he ran a red light. He jerks the wheel and I grab both of their legs with a death grip from the sudden movement. "DAMN IT ALL TO HELL CROWLEY!!! WATCH THE FUCKING ROAD!!!" I screech at him as I pry my fingers from his thigh. He chuckles and I smack him in the head with enough force to make his head bounce off the steering wheel. Aziraphale just gapes at me while I tear Crowley a new one for almost killing us. I growl and cross my arms with a huff. Aziraphale pats my shoulder gently.

~time skip~

We get out of the Bentley with angry grumbles to Crowley. He smiles sheepishly at me. I glare at him as we come up to Adam's house. He sulks slightly as I fluff out my dress that I wore today for his party. It's black and white with hints of gold. I made it because when you're an immortal who has learned to be the best seamstress in the world. You might want to make stuff for yourself. I smile and raise my hand to knock on the door. But it swings open before I knock. Adam smiles widely and leaps into my arms "Y/n you made it!!! Guess what?" "What?" "I got a dog!!" I force my smile to stay in place and act surprised. "Really? What did you name him" I ask while I put him down. " I named him Dog" "well that's simple" I say chuckling. He nods then looks around me. "Are these your friends?" He asks. I turn to look at Aziraphale and Crowley. Then turn back to Adam. "You could say that" I say feeling my face heat up. He smiles coyly and grabs my hand as he pulls me inside. Aziraphale and Crowley follow closely as he leads us to the back yard, where The Them are there. I smile and wave at them. They all rush up quickly and hug my waist. I giggle and hug them all the best I can. "Hello everyone. It's lovely to see all of you again!" They all giggle and let go. "Adam said you were going do magic!" Pepper says trying to not seem excited. I nod and reach behind my back to nowhere in general and miracle a top hat. I smile and pull my hand around to show them the black silk top hat. They gasp and I wave my hand over it and then reach in to pull out a rabbit. They clap and I poof the hat gone with a puff of smoke. They gasp and look around me and Pepper lifts up my dress. I chuckle as she drops my dress and looks at me wide eyed. "Where did it go?" Adam asks as he crawls out from under the table. I shrug and hand Aziraphale the rabbit to hold. He sits in a chair while petting the rabbit lovingly. Crowley sits on the ground next to him. I shake my head and chuckle. I continue to do magic tricks till tea time. As the kids play in the road. Trust me they are safe, they have an angel, a fallen angel, and the princess of hell watching them. I sip my tea slowly and watch Adam teaching Dog how to sit. I sit my cup down lightly and look at Aziraphale and Crowley. "It's going to start soon. I can feel it" I say standing and putting my hand on the hilt of the small dagger I had resting under the folds in my dress. That's when a flash of bright white light struck in front Adam. I hadn't noticed but the horsemen where riding up the road. I snap my attention back to Gabriel and Beelzabub. I growl and storm quickly over to the two beings harassing my baby brother. The demon Lord saw me first and dropped to one knee quickly. "Princess!" She says not making eye contact. I grab the collar of her shirt and bring her close to my face, I growl "what the fuck are you doing here?!" She trembles in my grasp. "I uhh I was sent my yo-your father" she says trying advert her gaze. Gabriel clears his throat and my eyes snap in his direction. He gulps but keeps his cool. "Could you keep your Hellfire like gaze off of me?"  He says avoiding my gaze. I drop Beelzabub and storm over to Gabriel. "If you have something to say you can look at me and say it too." I snarl. He glances at me and I jab a finger tip into his chest. "Go away!" I growl and back off next to Adam. "Your father won't be too happy" the fly demon says before melting into the ground. I feel Adam slip his hand in mine. I glance down at him as Gabriel goes to rally the forces of heaven. "It'll be okay Adam. I'll be here to protect you" I say softly. We feel the ground rumble violently. I swoop up Adam and rush over to Aziraphale and Crowley while they stand in front of The Them. The ground cracks open and two large red hands place themselves on either side of the road and heave up my... Father... I growl and unfurl my wings defensively. "Y/n! Adam!" Satan bellows as he emerges from the ground. "WHAT DO YOU WANT YA TWAT!?" I scream at him unsheathing my dagger. He growls and slams his hand down. This makes us bounce off the Earth a few feet. I land softly back on the road, I rush to the Bentley. As I get in I start to talk calmly to it. "I am so sorry baby but I need you to help me. It's going to hurt but I'll fix you" I smile softly as the song 'Somebody to love' by Queen.  "Thank you baby. I promise you'll be back to new when this is all over" I say kissing my index finger and placing it on the radio. I start the Bentley and run over Gabriel who had decided to show up again. I also ran over the fucking fly demon. I tighten my grip and step on the gas. I miracle the Bentley in the air and keep driving. Aziraphale and Crowley were keeping Satan busy so I decided that I should smash this baby into his fucking skull. I do just that. I feel my head smash against the steering wheel and I feel the glass shards from the window slice my skin. I hear the agonizing scream from my father as I feel the Earth close up and the Bentley crash to the ground. I look over with blurry eyes that something was sticking through my abdomen. I break it off with more effort than what should have been needed. I crawl out of the broke windshield and snap my fingers. The Bentley is back to it's brand new self. I look over with the same blurry gaze to see everyone staring at me. The horsemen back away as I start walking slowly over to Aziraphale and Crowley. I feel a bit dizzy and start to fall but feel two pairs of arms catch me. I see my angel and my demon looking down at me with a few glistening tears. "I love you both. But I need some sleep" I whisper hoarsely shutting my eyes. The last thing I hear are the horsemen driving off and Aziraphale and Crowley saying they love me too.