Crowley x Reader x Aziraphale

Zoo Time

Crowley's p.o.v.

I transform back into my more human form once we reach the parking lot. Aziraphale gets out and helps me out of the back seat. I turned to look over the roof of the car to see if Y/n was getting out. As I'm doing so I feel some one spank my ass. I jump forward and turn around hissing. Aziraphale was looking away, acting as if he found something interesting to look at, at the gates. I see a small smirk play across his lips. "Okay Angel. Two can play at this game" I say as Y/n comes around smiling. Aziraphale grabs her right hand as I grab her left and we walk inside. Once we get inside we have a few people staring at us. Once we had made it to the penguins, Y/n was fawning and gushing about how cute they were. She was tugging at Aziraphale's jacket sleeve trying to show him a penguin that was sliding down the rock into the water. Aziraphale chuckles and leans down to her level to see. She looks so much like a mortal child at the moment. She's so innocent and vulnerable. Her eyes sparkle as the penguins do small tricks. I smile slightly and saunter over to them and lean down to where they are looking. I watch as the penguin she was fawning over dives deeper into the pool. She grabs each of our arms and presses her face into them and squeals. We both chuckle and I kiss the crown of her head. That's when I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn and straighten up to see a woman smiling shyly at me. "h-how old is your daughter?" She asks pointing at Y/n. Aziraphale flushes and looks at the woman seriously. "She is six thousand years old and she is our w-" "haha very funny dad" Y/n interupts smoothly. Acting like a sarcastic teenager. "Hello ma'am I'm actually fifteen. And both my dad's here try to scare people off and think we are crazy when people ask" she says smiling and extending her hand. The lady takes it chuckling. "Well I wanted to tell you that I'm happy for you. Not a lot of people go to public places when they are... Gay" she says softly. Y/n chuckles "we understand Miss. And thank you." She says dragging us over to the gift shop. Once we get there we pull her to the side. I scowl at her and she hits me with the innocent puppy eyes. I blush and try not to cave. Aziraphale comes to the rescue. "Now don't you go and act all innocent Darling!" "Just think if she'd of really known what we were though!" She exclaims. "That's not even the part we are upset about. It's the part where you made us look crazy" I hiss at her. She looks down guilty. "I'm sorry" she mutters. I sigh and wave my hand dismissively. "We'll talk about this later" I say pinching the bridge of my nose. I open my eyes just in time to see a triumphant smirk start to disappear from her lips. I hiss as we walk out. "Hey. I'm going to get you guys something. Meet me at the reptile exhibit" I say darting off.

Aziraphale's p.o.v.

Crowley leaves Y/n and I in a confused state. Clearly Y/n snaps out of it quicker than I do. She grabs my jacket sleeve and starts tugging me to where we are suppose to meet Crowley. We were looking at the snakes and talking about how one looked just like Crowley. We moved away from that one after talking to it. We began to worry that Crowley got lost. We started calling out for him. After a bit Y/n got upset "CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY!!" She yells, stomping her foot. We hear his chuckle. We turn around but find that he isn't there. "Oh itssssss about to get real hilariousssssss. Jussssssst wait and sssssssee" we hear him. Y/n's eyes widen and whispers with horror "Harry Potter" once that name leaves her lips she is rushing around trying to find him. "Crowley where on God's green earth are you" she says checking all the exhibits. I try and help her find him before anything dramatic happens. Then we hear it. A shrill scream comes from down by where we had seen the snake that we thought looked like Crowley. We rush over to see a small pudgy girl  pounding angerily on the glass. She had chocolate smeared across her face. She kind of looked like an ugly hobgoblin. Y/n watches as Crowley slithers around the screeching mother's legs. Y/n frowns and rushes forward and snatches him up. People back away from her. Because of Crowley being a very large snake and of a threatening color, people were scared. He coils around Y/n and squeezes her enough to make people uncomfortable. She growls at him "now if you don't behave we are going to have problems Demon" she says with slight venom. It had been some time since I've heard her call him 'demon' in a threatening tone. He slowly stopped squeezing her. She started to walk out of the building with me following behind in awe. I notice that people have their phones pointing at her. I sigh "this is going to be rough" I mutter as we leave the zoo. She practically throws Crowley in the backseat and gets in her bug. I get in quickly as she starts it up and angrily mutters in a different language to herself. I glance back and see Crowley snoozing. I sigh and shake my head.