Crowley x Reader x Aziraphale

Tasting

Thank you to Avia_Rein for all the lovely ideas for this book.

Y/n's p.o.v.

We were at a bakery. But not just any bakery. One that I established a few centuries ago. It was for celestial beings. Ones who were in love and can't tell anyone. But when you're here you can be who you want to be. We walk into the bakery and I'm instantly swarmed by workers. "Ms. Y/n!" They all say at once. I chuckle and smile. "We have an appointment for cake tasting." I say motioning to Crowley and Aziraphale. They collectively go awe. I chuckle again as we are lead to a table. They hand us a menu full of flavors. I smile and sit in the middle of them like I always have.

~after choosing cakes and flavors~

We were each tasting a cake when I saw a piece of devil food cake, go flying across. I watched it land on Aziraphale's pristine white jacket. My eyes widen. He had kept that jacket perfect for over one hundred and fifty years. He sighs and wipes it off, I look over to Crowley and he flicks another piece on his jacket. That's when Aziraphale explodes. He jumps up slamming his palms on the table "CROWLEY YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS JACKET MEANS TO ME!!! STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!" he screams at him. Crowley jumps at the sudden outburst and falls out of his chair. I rub the bridge of my nose. I stand slowly and place a hand on Aziraphale's chest. "Sit down love" I say calmly. He scoffs "S-Sit down! He started it!" Crowley shrugs and gets up off the floor. "Sorry Angel but I was bored" "Bored? BORED!!!" I growl and shove them both back in their seats. "Sit down and behave for no desert when we get home" they stare at me then they look down at their laps. "Yes ma'am" they mumble at the same time. I nod and go back to tasting the cakes.