Crowley x Reader x Aziraphale

Dungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses

Y/n's p.o.v.

I rub my face trying to process what Michael just said. "Okay okay. Hold on a moment" I say facing both my palms to her as my eyes are squeezed shut trying to process it slowly. "So you're saying that Gabriel the Archangel isn't dead?" I ask a bit upset. I mean who wouldn't be after what he did. I open one eye to see what Michael's exspression was. She didn't seem to thrilled either. I groan and sit back in my chair, hard enough to scoot it back about an inch. Michael sighs and looks at me, showing some fear. But not of me, but of what she's about to say. "C-can I ask you a question?" She says looking anywhere but at me. "Yes, of coarse" i say leaning back up to the table. "What if I told you I had, liked someone for sometime. More than a friendly way?" "Romantically?" I ask a bit shocked. She nods shyly. "Do you mind if I ask who it is?" I ask a bit cautiously. She flushes slightly and whispers "Hastur" and as soon as she said that, it clicked. "You've been seeing him since the beginning haven't you?" She stiffens quickly. "Ah so you have. Well I have a celestial bakery made for celestial beings who are in love" I say winking. She blushes slightly and turns away from me. My phone starts to buzz angerily. I pull it out of my pocket and see it's Aziraphale. I answer quickly. "Hello?" 'where are you!?!?' I hear Crowley snarl. I flinch and sigh "I'm at a mall with Michael" I say and she turns her head my way very confused. 'YOURE WHAT!?!?' I pull the phone away from my ear and hiss at the ringing sound that he caused for my ear to have. I place it slowly back to my ear and growl low into the mic "if you scream at me one more time I'll make sure that you know how nice Hell can be" Michael looks at me confused. "How is Hell nice?" "They are way nicer than me when pissed off" I hear Crowley gulp on the phone. "Do you need me to pick you up? Because it would be in your best interest to not piss me off right now" I frown. 'y-yes ma'am, we need to be picked up' he says as his voice shakes. "that's better, I love you and I'll be there shortly" I say hanging up. "Micheal would you like to come with me to pick up my husbands?" I ask getting up and putting my phone back in my pocket. Micheal nods and we both leave the mall after throwing away our tea. I unlocked the bug we crawled inside and shut the doors. Michael makes sure she is strapped in and we take off back towards Barnes and Noble. All the while one thought keeps rushing through my mind. Who is going to sit where in the bug.

*Time skip to Barnes and Noble*

"Michael get in the backseat!" I growl shoving her head into the car. Aziraphale watches with an amused glint in his eye. Crowley glares and grumbles about having to sit in the back with Michael. Once I shove the angel in the back I motion for Crowley to go next. He doesn't hesitate because  he knows I am not in the mood for anything. We had placed all their store bought books and goodies in the trunk before hand and Aziraphale refused to let one bag go. So I let him keep it. I motion for him to get in the front seat and he does so with a smile. I get in the driver's seat and everyone buckle up. We pull out and get on the highway, I turn on the radio and "heart attack" by Demi Lovato starts playing. I start singing quietly and tapping my fingers against the steering wheel.

Michael's p.o.v.

Y/n turns on the radio and what sounds like a love song starts to play. Then I hear Y/n start singing but she slowly gets louder and starts singing just as well as the woman on the radio. I smile slightly. Maybe the Princess of Hell isn't so bad after all. That's when the song changes to something more dramatic. I turn to look at the demon Crowley and whisper "what is this song?" "Blow by Kesha" he says as he watches and listens to Y/n sing to the song. I nod and listen to her as well.

Aziraphale's p.o.v.

I clutch the bag in my hands tightly and watch for signs of Y/n's anger simmering down. Through the middle of the second song she starts to relax. I tap her shoulder lightly. She turns to me with a soft smile. I motion to the bag and she looks confused. I pull out a game I had found and thought she might like called 'Dungens and Dragons' she smiles and starts laughing after the song ended. "Dungeons and Dragons. With my Dumbasses!!!" And she starts laughing so hard that she starts to drift into the other lane. She suddenly stops laughing and corrects her driving and starts singing the next song that I know, because of her, as "womanizer" by Britney Spears. I shake my head smiling. Maybe we can play it later. She seems to know the rules.