Boy Band at Briarcliff (One Direction/ Dirty)

The boys meet Sister Jude

        Harry was sitting in his secrect labratory, lustfully staring at his picture of Pepper the pinhead he kept on his desk. "I GOT TO SEE HER AGAIN!" he screamed at the top off his lungs. He knew what he and the band must do. They had to be admitted to Briarcliff Mental Asylum, and he knew exactly how to do it. 

Harry began by calling up the boys and getting them in on his plan.

Harry: Hey guys!

Guys: Yeah, Harry dear?

Harry: Lets go to Briarcliff!

Guys: We're in!

        The first thing they had to do was recreate the time machine they had first used to see Pepper. Harry's dog had eaten it days before. "Hand me that screwdriver, Liam." Harry demanded. Liam did as he was told. In no time at all they had completed the potato clock that would power the time machine. 

"Harry! We did it! We did it! Hurrary!" the boys chanted, just like their hero, Dora the Explorer.

Everyone was super hyped up, because now all they had to do was go back in time and go to a mental hospital in Massachucettes run by the Cathoplic Church. As everyone contemplated how to build the perfect time machine, Niall finally spoke up. "Lets design it like Dora's backpack! All the things we might need will be inside, and it might contain a time vortex into the 60s!" everyone thought this idea was great.

"LETS DO IT!!!!!" everyone, including the dog, chanted. After a good 10 minutes of work, the backpack was done. All the guys needed to do was find a way into the time vortex. They guys spent about 51 days figuring it out. Turns out they just needed to jump in while singing "BACKPACK BACKPACK! BACKPACK BACKPACK! ALL THE THINGS YOU MIGHT NEED I HAVE INSIDE FOR YOU!"

"We're in the vortex! What ever shall we do to find the right year?" Louis screamed as they soared through the magical realm of time travel referred to as Backpackion. As louis looked around he finally had a great idea. "Hey Zayn! Can you think up a song that will get us to the year 1963?"

Zayn thought for a minute before speacking up "YES! I CAN GUYS!" He began to sing the most beautiful song ever know to man. "Shrek shrek shrek! Oh how I love thee! He gives me joy, he gives me hope. I want to be on of thee. This is MEH SWAMP. This is MEH SWAMP. SHREK I LOVE YOU, YES I DO! I  CAN ONLY HOPE, YOU LOVE ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It had worked! One Direction had arrived near Briarcliff.  Now all they had to do was be admitted into the institution. They plotted for some time before putting on their Shrek costumes and murdering people with Onion shaped knives, shouting "GET OUT OF MEH SWAMP!"

Sister Jude was soon informed on what was happening. She quickly arrested the five of them, and they were admitted into the hospital. Harry could finally see his Pepper!

The boys were pulled into Jude's office, and were forced to sing the greatest song known to man, Dominique. She was not pleased and pulled down all their pants and caned them with the biggest cane she could find. Zayn had always been kinky and he just couldn't help but yelling out "OH YES! HARDER! HARDERRRRRRRR!" His wish was granted, to the displeasure of the other five.

After the boys had been caned, they were let out into the dark halls of Briarcliff to find the common room. Everything was going great until the group heard footsteps behind them, along with the song of a sharp knife being dragged across the hard, stone floor.