"OH MY GOD!" Harry shouts, "I'M A SQUIRREL!" Harry had just taken his "Dora vitamens" which were really LSD! This is totes redonculous! Harry doesn't even know whats going on.
"I've known you were for awhile. I just didn't want to spoil the surprise for you," Carrot Peeler commented, "and you know what, I'm a squirrel too! We need to get married and live as squirrels together!
"Great Idea!" Harry grabbed Carrot Peeler and threw her up against the wall and began to do PG-13 stuff to her that I woun't describe. She enjoyed every moment of it. Carrot Peeler loved Harry! Wait until Pepper finds out!
"I want to have your children." said Harry's phyco lover.
"I want you to be the mother of my children!" Claimed Harry. If only it were that simple. Little did they both know, Pepper had already had one of Harry's children before she left the Freak Show! Wow! Pepper will not be happy when she finds out what Carrot has done to her little prince.
"Let's run away, Harry! We can get out of here," Carrot exclaimed, "but we'll have to take Arden... He's my father!" Holy cow! Carrot Peeler is one confusing cookie!
"We have to wait and get out of solitary first. I like being here with you." Carrot began to cry. No one had ever liked being trapped in a cell with her!
"OH HARRY!" She yelled as loud as she could, attracting the attention of Frank/Shrek to their cell.
"What's going on in there?" Frank asked inquizitively.
"We're making the next generation." Harry exclaimed. It was all he could manage. He was frightened of that onion blaster, but he knew Carrot Peeler would protect him.
"Go away Shrek! Yeah, that's right! I know your dirty secret." Carrot Peeler shouted at the top of her lungs.
"Fine."
Day's past until both Carrot Peeler and Harry were released back unto the asylum. Everything was nice and quiet until Carrot made her big announcement... She was pregnant. With Harry's child
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Boy Band at Briarcliff (One Direction/ Dirty)
FantasíaHarry Styles is obsessed with his lost lover from the sixties, Pepper. She had been locked up in Briarcliff Asylum. Harry wants ever so dearly to see her once again. He must build a time machine with the boys and get admitted into the hospital as a...
