Boy Band at Briarcliff (One Direction/ Dirty)

OH MY GOD! IS THAT PEPPER!!!???

So they turn around and see what was dragging along the floor behind them... It was... It was... Someone dragging a giant carrot peeler across the floor!? "What's your name!?" Liam demanded

"My name is Carrot Peeler Francis Von Trappe Sonata XXXIV." Replied the stranger.

"What a wierd name"

"It reflects my personality. I'm in here for playing my basson too loud and stabbing people with... harsh words." Carrot Peeler replied with a gigantic smile.

"But those aren't crimes here in America!" The boys all yelled in unison.

"Well, I cut their heads off and sewed them to their feet if they didn't clap." 

At this point One Direction knew this girl was no good. They picked up two wooden planks each and made a cross. They tried to banish the foul beast back to it's cell. Before they could finish, someone touched Harry's shoulder. Could it be... No! "COME PLAY WITH ME" rang out a familiar voice. It was Pepper! She had come for Harry! Carrot Peeler took this time to stab Niall with her carrot peeler. Niall was dead.

"EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!" was all the passing nun, Sister Mary Eunice, could manage before she fainted.

"Five days in Solitary!" Came the voice of the woman who had just caned them. Carrot Peeler had been caught! Yippee!!

"NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I WAS GOING TO PLAY DOMINIQUE ON MY BASSOON FOR YOU!" Carrot pathetically cried, before she was dragged away by the gaurd.

"We'll have to send this poor fellow's body to Doctor Arden. He'll be expecting him. Too bad he's dead... NOW WAKE MARY EUNICE UP YOU IDIOTS!" cried out Sister Jude.

One Direction knew this woman was going to be totes mean to them for the whole time they were here, but it didn't matter... Harry had his Pepper.

Pepper took Harry's hand and let him into the Common Room, where she played Candy Land with him. "Harry! HARRY! PLAY WITH ME!" she would occasionally yell. Harry was truely in love, and he would do anything to prove this to Pepper.

"Who bothers you the most here." Harry asked inquizitively.

"LANA! LANA NO PLAY WITH ME!" Pepper cried out in rage. Lana had been mean to her the first day she was here. She wouldn't even talk to Pepper, probably because everyone said she was a pinhead.

"I'll go deal with her then." Harry stood up and yelled "LANA BANANA! GET YO SORRY BACKSIDE OVER HERE!" she did as she was told. Harry looked her deep in the eyes and gave her a long, meaningful speech about how he'll open up a can of whoop ass on her. Lana began to cry because of the amaziness of his speech.

"I'VE CHANGED MY WAYS HARRY! FORGIVE ME!" She said as she pinned Zayn up against a wall and began to punch him uncontrollably. Zayn fell on the ground... Out for tyhe count. Lana was soon taken to Solitary, while Harry turned his attention back to Pepper.

Haryy kissed Pepper on the forehead. He then realized how annoying Dominique was. He got up and smashed the record. Before Sister Jude could get in the room, Harry baricaded the doors, and sang What Makes You Beautiful to Pepper. She clapped excitedly and even cried a little. Before Harry could finish his encore performance, there was a banging at the door. It was Sister Jude.