Everyone screamed as they heard the gun fire. Carrot peeler gave a hearty laugh. It kind of sounded like a dying goose, but whatever. "Carrot Peela!" Yelled Sista Jude, "Ya durty whora. Shootin' up my Asylum." Sister Jude was kind of angry, but who could tell with her raging whormones.
"Ur the dirty whore, bitch. I will eat you." Came Carrot Peelers voice. She was still laughing like a goat who also laughs.
'Why would you shoot my one tru love?" Harry looked over to Kit and realized he was still alive. Carrot had missed. "You missed. You're such a bad shot." Kit laughed.
"Damn the luck!" Carrot Peeler looked at the door and sprinted for it. She must of had some white girl in her, because she tripped and face planted. "NOO!" she was crying like a baby who just face planted.
"EEP! BLOOD!" Yelled Satan, I mean Mary-Eunice. She could be such an attention whore sometimes. She was trying to make everyone look at her. Bitch.
"SHUT UP YA SLUT!" Shouted Sister Jude. I guess she was mad people weren't looking at her anymore. She marched over to Carrot Peeler and called her a slut too. Sister Jude thought everyone was a slut because she was secretly trailer trash wearing red lingerie, hoping to get some action with a monk. She was the real slut. She marched over to Harry and slapped him. Holy cow was she steaming. Like a lobster.
"OW! :((((((" Harry was hurrt. HE showed this by some how shouting frowny faces. Like wtf is happening here today? Sister Jude was done with everyones bullshit after this and she left the room. Oh well. One less fake bitch to deal with.
"Harry, come with me." Carrot moaned subductivly. She sounded like Shelly does when she finds a cucumber. So like a whore, basically.
"Ok" HArry was nervous. Carrot sounded like she was dtf. What would he do?
He decided to follow her. She led him though the halls that were like a maze that represented a mental asylum. They finally came to a stop near the hydro-therapy room. "Harry... I have something to tell you."
"What is it?"
"My real name is Ernesto Demitri. I'm a man. I used magic to become Carrot Peeler." Harry was shocked! He was also confused, like a man named Harry is when something confusing happens.
"JUST KIDDING! I just wanted to tell you I'm pregnant."
"I know. You told me already."
"It's not yours, Harry."
"Who's is it? Kit's?!"
"Eww. I would never have sexual intercourse with Kit. That's Grace's job... It's Arden's."
"BUT HE'S YOUR DAD???!"
"He's actually not my dad. He's my Nazi lover."
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