OMG LIKE WTF WAS ERNESTO'S PROBLEM!?!?!? How could she possibly hide this from him? "Why were you getting freaky with the Nazi ;(" Harry said with a big friend emoji.
"I couldn't help it. His bald head gives me the hots." Carrot peeler, or Ernesto, exclaimed.
"Um ewwww... idk why you would tell me that?? Do you not love me anymore?"
"I do Harry!!" Carrot Peeler was soops angry with this comment. "I know that you've been cheating on me with someone!?"
Harry knew this was true and he was ashamed. He HAD been cheating on both Carrot and Pepper with his own secret lover... KIT!! :0:0:0:0 What a plot twist?????
"I'm innocent! I has never cheated on you before in my life. You my main hoe anyway." Harry didn't mean that comment.
"Sadly, you're my side bitch Harry... I know you're secret though about me being the main hoe..........." Harry was confused about this. Who told his god damn secret! Was it Frank/Shrek? He may never know.
"What secret??" Harry was trying to play it as cool as cool whip.
"You're cheating on me with Kit >:(" Carrot was angry and Harry didn't know what to do. He was also low key jealous that Carrot could talk with faces too.
"I'm sooooooooo sooper sorry." Harry wasn't sorry.
"I know your other secret too! You're also pregnant!!! Woah!!! How did that happen??!?? Harry didn't even know this yet.
"Nuh uh!" Harry shouted. He quickly took a pregnancy test that he carried around with him in his back pocket. the results came back... POSITIVE??!! How the fuck did Harry get pregnant? He's a man... Or so he thought. "So I'm really preggers, uh."
"I knew it!" Carrot peeler quickly unzipped her dress, but Harry stopped her.
"Uh no? Don't do that with a baby in my belly!" Harry was grossed out that Carrot would get naked while he was PREGNANT!
"Stfu Harry." Carrot continued to remove her clothes, but that wasn't Carrot... It was- Steve Harvey??? Another time traveler. "HARRY STYLES YOU IS THE BABY DADDY!" What the hell was happening?
The walls of the room began to rise and he appeared on a television screen in front of a live studio audience.
"Wtf, Steve, I thought you were my sugar momma, but you were really a man!
"That's right, Harry. you're on a new reality show called 'Make Time Travelers pregnant no matter what their gender is.' You were our first participant!" Harry was angry but strangely turned on. He was digging Steve Harvey.
"I'm mad. I want the real Carrot back."
"Ok." Steve took out a silver pistol and pointed it at Harry and shot his foot.
"Ow! Wtf Steve?!?!" Harry was in pain. Real pain. He reached in to a bag and put a bandage on his foot. Out of nowhere Taylor Swift appeared through her own vortex fueled by the tears caused by her ex boyfriends.
"BANDAIDS CAN'T FIX BULLET HOLES!" She screamed.
"Sorry..." Harry mumbled.
"YOU SAY SORRY JUST FOR SHOW!!!" Taylor screamed again. Harry slowly backed away and left the room. he needed to find his Carrot or Pepper.
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Boy Band at Briarcliff (One Direction/ Dirty)
FantasíaHarry Styles is obsessed with his lost lover from the sixties, Pepper. She had been locked up in Briarcliff Asylum. Harry wants ever so dearly to see her once again. He must build a time machine with the boys and get admitted into the hospital as a...
