Pepper stood up and started to scream at Carrot Peeler, "OH HELLLLLLLL TO THE NO! HARRY IS MINE!" Everyone was shocked at the pinheads new found ability to speak in full sentences.
"You wish! He was my first and now I will only belong to Harry. It would be immoral if I didn't," she continued "I don't want to be a nymphomaniac like Shelly over there." Shelly was deeply offended by this.
"You will never be his Pepper you bitch!" Pepper was steaming now. She was about to fight Carrot over Harry.
"girls, girls! There's enough of me to go around!" Harry was desperate for them to stop fighting. He knew he had to do something. It's not good for his baby to be under this tension. "Zayn, calm them down!"
"Harry, let them sort this out. We don't want to get more whippings from Sister Jude! Those were painful." Zayn secretly was hoping for Sister Jude to beat him again... He loved it.
The girls continued fighting. There was even some physical contact now. "HARRY! WHO DO YOU REALLY LOVE?!" Pepper shouted as she tried to punch Carrot Peeler.
"I love you Pepper!" Harry said quietly, trying not to anger Carrot.
"WHAT!!!!????? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!!????" Carrot began to turn her anger towards Harry.
"I do! I love you both! I'm sorry! Marry me!"
"Who are you talking to?" Both girls demanded to know.
"I don't know! Both of you!" Harry knew this was probably the wrong thing to say. He did want to marry them both, but polygamy was illegal is Massachusetts! Oh me oh my was this complicated!
"I WILL NOT SHARE MY MAN WITH A PINHEAD!"
"I'M NOT THE DERANGED KILLER!"
"OH YEAH?"
"YEAH!" Harry was beginning to get scared. 'They're going to kill each other!' he thought. If only there was something he could do!
Harry thought for awhile, and then he had a great idea that he could see no fault in. "Hey Kit! Can you come here please?" He yelled
"Why me?" Kit asked.
"You'll see!" Kit walked over to Harry. Boy was he suspicious of him. Harry called for the girls attention and then he kissed Kit. Wow! Now both girls were super jealous. They had to share Harry with KIT too?! Boy were they mad.
"I'm not sharing you with a man!" Yelled Carrot. She was bubbling with anger. "I will only have you for myself!" Carrot pulled out a revolver that she was hiding. She had planned to shoot Pepper, but Kit would do just fine. She got him in her sights, and pulled the trigger. BAM!
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Boy Band at Briarcliff (One Direction/ Dirty)
FantasyHarry Styles is obsessed with his lost lover from the sixties, Pepper. She had been locked up in Briarcliff Asylum. Harry wants ever so dearly to see her once again. He must build a time machine with the boys and get admitted into the hospital as a...
