Logicality Oneshots

Swearing

Patton was in the kitchen putting a pot on the stove that he filled with water.

"There we go." He said to himself.

He waited for a few minutes until it started to boil. He was putting a package of noodles in the pot but wasn't paying any attention to where his hand was going. He was watching as a kitten Virgil and Roman ran past the kitchen.

"What the-?" Then he touched the pot with his bare hand. "Ah, f**k!"

He heard a few gasps as he held his hand close to his chest. He looked over and saw a kitten Virgil, Roman, and Logan looking into the kitchen with wide eyes. Virgil turned back into his regular form.

"Did dad just... swear?" He asked the other two. They nodded slowly.

"Um... ow?" Patton said. The pain was hurting a lot more and he felt tears in his eyes.

Logan walked forward and took Patton's hand gently. He turned on the faucet and put Patton's hand under it.

"Just keep your hand under the water," Logan ordered. Patton nodded. Logan took a step back while Virgil and Roman walked into the kitchen.

"I'm so sorry you had to hear that, kiddos..." Patton muttered.

"Everybody swears once in a while, right?" Roman asked.

"I definitely do," Virgil said and leaned on Roman.

"I love you guys so much..." Patton cried. "I wish I could hug all of you but my hand..."

"You want to swear, don't you?" Virgil asked. Patton nodded. "Go ahead."

"It f**king hurts!" Patton laughed. Everybody laughed and Logan kissed Patton's forehead.

~~~~~

After the swearing scenario, Patton and Logan were cuddling on the couch.

"I love you so much, Logan." Patton sighed and nuzzled into his chest.

"I love you too," Logan said and kissed his head.

"Give my f**king phone back, Prince Douche!" Virgil yelled as he and Roman were running. Roman stopped and stood there, holding the phone above his head. Virgil jumped for it, but he was too short. "Ugh, dad!"

"Give him his phone back, Roman," Patton ordered.

"Ugh, fine. But you have to kiss me for it." Roman smirked. Patton got his phone out.

"...Fine." Virgil grabbed Roman by his collar and kissed him. Roman slowly gave it to him and they kept on kissing. Patton got plenty of pictures on his phone.