Sander Sides Ship Oneshots

Intro

Hello readers!

The new Sander Sides (Dealing with Intrusive Thoughts) episode has renewed my love for these characters!

You may request anything you'd like! Well, with a few exceptions. Here are the rules!

1: If I don't want to make a oneshot I don't have to; I don't have to explain myself either

2: I am ok with (almost) any ship! I'll be willing to test my writing abilities and see what I'm good at, just give me time! I can even try my hand at poly ships if you'd like

3: I don't know much about this 'Remy' character (not to be confused with Remus) Thomas Sanders has, but I am willing to try and make a oneshot with either him and/or the persona Thomas uses for Cartoon Therapy, Dr. Picani- but I may not be perfect at it! 

4: The one ship I won't do! Remus and Roman. They are brothers. That's a no. Incest is not Wincest D:<

5: If you want me to write a smut oneshot, I am only willing to write it consensually. So no Deceit being a bastard and trying to take advantage of anyone. Not gonna happen here.

6: Regarding Deceit and smut; apparently most of the fandom has decided that, because Deceit is part snake, he has two dicks. Uhhhhhhh, no. I ain't gonna do that here lmao

7: My fave ships! My favorite is Logicality (Logan X Patton), then Prinxiety (Roman X Virgil) and, finally, Deceit X Remus! But, I'm a multi-shipper! I find all these cute ships you guys come up with adorable! Except Roman and Remus D:<

8: I wanted to have an even number of rules so uhhhhh.... I like snakes, you too should too ♡(ू•‧̫•ू⑅)

Take it easy guys, gals and non-binary pals ♡