The Hat (Remus x Deceit) [SMUT]

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Hello! I had an idea and then I drew this drawing! Now I'm making a one-shot based on this idea and drawing! The drawing is unfinished, but when I finish it I'll post it in its entirety in the next part! But for now all we have is a sweet little Remus boi :>

Hello! I had an idea and then I drew this drawing! Now I'm making a one-shot based on this idea and drawing! The drawing is unfinished, but when I finish it I'll post it in its entirety in the next part! But for now all we have is a sweet little R...

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Remus took Deceits hat, so Deceit is pissed off!

This one-shot has smut, but the actual act will be enclosed between the tildes (~) and the foreplay will be enclosed between the slashes (/) so you can skip them if you'd like.

Also I do this thing where I separate the dialogue and the actions into separate paragraphs, but each dialogue has a certain number of (") and/or (') so you can distinguish between who's speaking. If you're confused, go ahead and ask!

Warning: there is bad words and inappropriate innuendos before and after the tildes and slashes!

Also I.. kinda got carried away hehe. Word count: 2933

Stay safe my dudes ♡

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"Ohhh, look at me! I'm a ssslithery lil sssnakie!"

Remus cheered, prancing around while wearing Deceits hat. He dipped it down, giggling to himself.

A shook and exhausted Deceit ran into the room, out of breath and panting. His hair was sticking every which way, uncovered now since his hat was snatched.

"'GIVE IT BACK!"'

He shouted, obviously angry at the theft.

Remus looked at him, amused.

"Try and ssstop me!"

He challenged and Deceit hissed, marching forward. Remus ducked out of the way as he lunged, running past him. Deceit shouted in anger and surprise.

"'Now you listen here you- you little cock sucker."'

Deceit said, showing off his lisp, stalking towards him. Remus backed up, giggling.

"Oh, cock sucker, ey?" 

"'It was an insult you pervy prick!"'

Deceit snapped, flushing lightly.

"Oh sure it was. And here little old me thought it was a fantasy of yours." 

That angered and frustrated the reptilian side, steadily getting flustered by Remuses comments. 

Deceit lunged again, grabbing his hat and pulling it off Remuses head, placing it back on his own. He sighed in relief.

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