Battle of the Legends

Freddie Mercury's Companion

(Another Cross Over!)

Freddie Mercury followed up a building curiously.  There was a rather grey haired man that hurried up a bunch of stairs to the next level of the parking garage.  Mercury followed after him running.  Who was this strange man?  Soon when Mercury got to the roof, he looks over seeing a blue British police box.  Freddie walked over amazed and silent.  Then the door opened as the grey haired man looked out of it, he spoke Scottish:

12th Doctor: "You?"

Freddie: "Me?"

12th Doctor: "Who are you?"

Freddie: "Who are you?"

12th Doctor: "Stop doing that, god you humans are always coming back with that sarcasm!"

Freddie: "What?  Wait wait wait, hold on, really, who are you mister?"

12th Doctor: "I'm the Doctor.  I travel through space and time in my TARDIS, and you yourself are in the wrong year.  Twenty seventy eight?!  Jesus, how did you get ere'?!"

Freddie: "Black space warp took me away and flushed me out here.  An Doctor who?"

12th Doctor: "I never tell my name.  Anyways you need too come with me."

Freddie: "In tha' small little box?! Ha!"

12th Doctor: "Oh, wait till you see the inside."

Freddie and the doctor entered the blue British police box.  And Freddie Mercury was amazed and mind blown, the inside was bigger then the outside.  There was an orange glowing cylinder at the center of the room with a control panel.  There were hundreds of room and the ceiling was higher then normal.  

Freddie: "T-the inside is bigger then the outside?!"

12th Doctor: "Everyone says that."

Freddie looks over to where the Doctor was, he saw him walk past a black guitar.

Freddie: "You play guitar as well?"

12th Doctor: "Yes, and I'm very good at it.  Freddie Mercury, man-loving fellow you are, not the first time.  I'm going to take you back too 1989..."

Freddie: "Wait."

12th Doctor: "Yes?"

Freddie: "I actually need you to help me, not to go back to 1989 though."

12th Doctor: "Why?"

Freddie: "I'm in a competition in this year against, Elvis, Lennon, and Michael Jackson.  It's a battle, a singing battle.  I need you to help me write a song, we're trying to see who's the king of all rock."

12th Doctor: "Your not the only one in 2078?"

Freddie: "Yes.  Just me an the other three lads."

12th Doctor: "I have to take you back, the timeline will collapse if I don't put you back.  Along with your friends too.  You see, I can't help you write a song."

Freddie: "Please Doctor.  I need this, win or lose you can take me back to the same time I left Madison square garden yeah?"

12th Doctor sighs: "You weren't even suppose to meet Elvis Presley, John Lennon, and Michael Jackson in THIS time Mr. Mercury.  Whatever this time warp thing is I have to figure out how to stop it, or figure out what it is.  You humans are always trying to fight eachother no matter where you go.  Yes I can take you back to the same time you left, but I'll risk breaking the fabric of space and time."

Freddie: "Why do you keep saying "you humans" to me?"

12th Doctor: "I'm an Alien."

Freddie: "You look perfectly human to me."

12th Doctor: "I've got two hearts, look ere'."

The 12th Doctor took a screen monitor and holds it over his chest, you could see his lungs and two beating hearts on the inside of him.  Freddie Mercury was speechless.

Freddie: "Get outta here..."

12th Doctor laughs, holding away the screen monitor: "Yes, I'm not from your world Mr. Mercury."

Freddie: "Your from another planet?!"

12th Doctor: "I come from the planet Gallifrey.  You see, I'm a timelord, at least the only one left of my kind.  I'm always running, running from danger, fighting villains, and going on wondrous adventures."

Freddie: "Amazing...but Doctor, can you really help me write a song?"

12th Doctor sighs: "Alright fine, but after the competition in 2078 I'm taking you back to 1989.  Madison Square Garden yeah?"

Freddie: "Yes I understand."

12th Doctor: "I met you a while ago, but you probably don't remember me.  Roger was drinking that gallon of milk after passing out at the poker table."

Freddie: "Funnily, I DO remember that."

12th Doctor: "John kept winning every single game, and Brian kept drinking tha' fancy wine the whole time."

Freddie laughed: "Oh yeah!  And Brian got up on the table and did an impression of Jayne Mansfield!  Hahahaha!  Now I remember, but, where were you?"

12th Doctor: "I was in the back taking photo's of you all, doing tha' stupidest thing hahaha!"

Freddie: "You've still got the photo's?"

12th Doctor: "Yea, I show you them later!"

The Doctor went around in his Tardis and began to push some levers and buttons in the middle of the control room with the giant glowing yellow cylinder in the middle of it all.  The whole Tardis made a warping noise as the glow of the orange cylinder light beamed up and down.

Freddie: "Where are we going?"

12th Doctor: "Another Planet."

Freddie: "Wait, Why?"

12th Doctor: "To get you some lyric ideas if that helps at all."

The warping noise stopped and the blue British Police box was now floating in space in front of  a beautiful blue planet far out in the galaxy...