Spider-Man Oneshots

Why Does Everyone Try To Kill My Intern?

A/N: Civil war happened, but the Avengers grow up and talk it out after the airport. Fuck infinity war and endgame.

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Peter Stark rushed off the subway and straight to Stark Tower, excited to spend some time with his dad. He burst through the door and fumbled trying to get out his badge. A security officer put his hand on Peter's chest to stop him. Peter jumped back at the sudden touch and let out a high pitched yelp. He looked up to meet the security guards eyes.

"Umm, could you let me through please?"

"I don't think so. We don't allow kids."

"I have a badge! I'm supposed to be here!"

Peter tried to show the security guard his badge, but he didn't care. The guard called over some other guards and tried to drag him out. Peter was struggling and yelling for help. As soon as a guard hit Peter to try to get him to stop struggling, FRIDAY spoke up.

"Someone touched my son protocol activated, Boss is on his way down. I suggest you put Peter down."

The guards didn't listen to FRIDAY, they only yelled at the team more as he started crying. Tony Stark burst from the elevators and came running forward, yelling at the guards to drop the boys. They dropped Peter hard, and he fell to the floor crying, his senses going haywire. Tony dropped to his knees next to Peter, whispering reassures to him. After Peter was able to breathe and walk normally again, Tony told him to go to the penthouse, find some ice cream, and pick out a movie, while he dealt with the guards. Peter went to the elevator, his eyes still puffy and his face red.

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Peter entered the penthouse and grabbed a blanket, wrapping it around himself for confront. It was is his special one, with weight added to calm him. With his super strength, it was easy to lift, but the pressure felt calming. He walked into the kitchen, not noticing the people in there already. He went for the freezer and began to rummage around for some ice cream when the blanket was yanked from his shoulders and he was roughly grabbed. He yelled out in pain as his not healed injuries from the guards were moved around roughly. He then saw almost all the Avengers staring back at him, and he was interrogated immediately.

"Who are you kid! How did you get up! Who do you work for!"

Peter struggled, trying to stutter out responses, a string of red magic wrapped around him and began to squeeze him, while Natasha held a knife to his throat and Clint kept his arrow pointed right at his head. He didn't use any of his powers, not wanting to expose himself or accidentally hurt someone. FRIDAY spoke up again, sounding very annoyed. Well, as annoyed as an AI can be.

"Someone touched my son protocol activated again. Boss is on his way."

The Avengers seemed very confused by what FRIDAY had just said, until Tony burst in screaming.

"OKAY, WILL EVERYONE STOP TRYING TO KILL MY SON!"

Peter was dropped again, and he let out a whimper of pain. He stood up shaking, his senses going completely crazy. He ran to his dad and hid behind him, covering his ears and trying not to start screaming. Tony turned around and talked to the boy in whispers, knowing he only had a little time until it turned into full blow sensory overload. He got the boy back to being mentally okay and sent him over to rest on the couch. He gave him back the weighted blanket and told him his phone and earbuds were already in the living room from where he forgot them this morning.

A very pissed Tony turned around the face the stunned Avengers. He almost let out a snarl when he saw Clint still holding a bow.

"Weapons away. You've freaked out him enough. I can't believe you did that to my son! He's only a kid!"

"Wait! Tony Stark is a dad!"

"Yes! Now we need to have a serious talk about threatening children!"