Spider-Man Oneshots

Cop Car

This oneshot is based off the song above. It's a good song, I like it, but suddenly today I thought of it applied to parley and it just worked, so here u go mothers and fuckers

Peter was curios. Mr. Stark - who he had come to call dad - had invited him over on the premise of a surprise. Now, Peter usually came over after school in Fridays and spent the weekend anyway, and it was the last day of school, so he would be staying for a week, but Tony usually said nothing of a surprise. So Peter was curios as to what he might find at the tower.

As soon as he walked in the building, a little boy rushed at him. Peter picked up Nate before they collided and spun him around before settling him on his hip. Lila and Cooper came over, greeting him wearily.

Lila, Cooper, and Nate has been part of his pack in the soul stone. People kinda of roamed in the soul stone, traveling with packs of people as to not go insane. He, Nate, Lila, Cooper, and a boy named Harley (who Peter had not seen since un-dusting) were all in a pack.

People gave him weird looks, as he was a normal kid traveling with Hawkeye's kids. Holding one of Hawkeye's sons and holding the hand of his daughter. Of course, Peter and Lila were not in a relationship, as Lila was a lesbian and Peter didn't have eyes for girls anyway. Especially girls who are in a committed relationship with Shuri, princess of Wakanda and sister of T'Challa, whose name in itself is just frightening.

Peter gave Nate to Lila and wished them all goodbye at the elevator. He rode up to the lab, still wondering what this 'surprise' was.

When the door to the lab opened, he heard a familiar voice that he couldn't quite place.

"C'mon, old man, what's the surprise?"

"I'm telling you, kid. It's a surprise."

He rounded the corner and realized who the voice belonged to.

"Harley?!" He was shocked.

"Peter?!" Harley was at least equally shocked to see his crush from the soul stone standing before him in real life.

"Wait," Tony interrupted. "You two know each other?"

"Yeah," Harley breathed out the word like a prayer.

"We were in the same pack. Harls, did you see Nate and Lila and Cooper on the way in? They're Hawkeye's kids, so they live here."

"Nate and Lila and Cooper are here?! No, I didn't see them! Where are they?!"

"I left them down in the lobby, I have no idea where they are now." Peter turned towards Tony, but did not speak to him. "FRIDAY, where are Nate and Lila and Cooper?"

"They seem to have moved to their bedrooms, as their mother has scolded them for letting a 'stranger' hold Nate. She does not believe you were in their pack, Peter."

Peter and Harley both quickly developed bad attitudes.

Peter grabbed Harley's hand out of instinct, only stumbling for a moment when he felt the rough, calloused, perfect skin under his fingers. He pulled Harley to the elevator and said, "bring us to Nate and Lila and Cooper."

The elevator began moving. When it stopped, the doors didn't open yet.

FRIDAY said, "Mr. Keener does not have approved access to Avengers living quarters."

"Alpha level override. Parker, Peter B."

The doors slid open to reveal a long hallway filled with far apart doors. Peter walked to a specific one and, not hesitating, knocked three times on the door.

Lila opened it and gasped when she saw Harley.

"Harley?! What are you doing here?! Where have you been?!"