brendon fricking urie // brallon

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^^^ minus the glitter or whatever teh fuck that is

it's glitter, right?

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it's saturday, and i told mister urie a week ago that i would visit his company today, so that's what i'm going to do.

brendon bought me some new clothes a few days ago since my entire closet is made up of three pairs of skinny jeans, quite a few jumpers and cardigans, and a lot of button-ups.

the shirt i'm wearing is bright and not anything i would normally wear, but if i want to make a good first impression to everyone in that workplace, i guess i need to look fashionable? i dunno.

my hair is "perfectly messy" as brendon put it, and my jeans are a little too tight for comfort, but if it helps me get this job, then i don't even care.

i quickly tie my shoes and grab my keys and other important things, and i dart out the door, yelling a goodbye to my parents. i quickly buckle myself in and drive to the address i was given. i'm already twenty minutes late, i forgot about today and slept in. if my mom hadn't woken me up when she did, i probably wouldn't have even tried going today.

after i park, i grab all my things and fast-walk inside. a lady sitting at a desk in the front looks up at me and smiles. "hello, how can i help you today?"

"hi, um... boyd urie is expecting me today... i know i'm late, but i hope that-"

"dallon, hello!" i turn around to see him smiling at me. he's got the same squinty™️ eyes as brendon when he smiles and his crow's feet and smile lines are more visible. he's got the perfect salt-and-pepper hair and his teeth are actually perfect. not that i'd ever tell anyone, especially not brendon, but he's actually a really handsome man.

"h- hey," his smile widens as he walks closer and wraps his arm around my shoulders.

"let's walk, hm?" after his arm falls off of my shoulders, i nod. "lead the way, sir."

we start walking through the building and i get multiple curious glances from different people as we pass. as he continues talking, i look around. there's doors lining up and down every hallway, and i can't help but wonder what is behind all of them.

i'm not paying total attention to where we're going, but before i know it, we're entering a semi-large room that looks to be a bedroom. he walks over to another door-so many doors, jeez-and knocks gently.

*trying to think of who to put here*

"debby! are you in there?"

there's some shuffling and the door opens to reveal a young woman who can't be too much older than me with with ginger-amber hair and kind of chubby cheeks. she's actually quite pretty.

she smiles, showing off her dimples and pearly whites. "hey, boyd! who's this?"

"dallon weekes, potential new model." i smile shyly and point to him, "what he said.."

she sort of giggles and introduces herself. "nice to meet you, i'm debby ryan. i help recruit people who i think is fitting for the job. i also model sometimes."

i swallow hard and nod. he smile widens as she turns to mister urie. "i think i can take it from here." he nods and gives me a pat on the back before leaving. we watch after him and debby turns to me. "where did he pick you up?"

i rub the back of my neck. "i.. i'm dating his son. he- when we first officially met, he kept calling me "model material". offered me the job since brendon keeps refusing to take it and every other place i've applied to has turned me down."

she smirks, "ah, so you're being favorited."

i further my eyebrows and sputter. "wh- what? no! i'm not being favorited.. he just offered me a job, he never said, "i'll hire you because you're my son's boyfriend," that would be unfair."

"i'm teasing, my god."

"oh." i look down at my feet. "i knew that."

"you're so cute, i can see why brendon is dating you."

i shift uncomfortably and shrug. "okay..."

she rolls her eyes. "lighten up a bit! if it makes you feel any less awkward, i have a boyfriend who i'm happy with, but if it makes you uncomfortable, then i won't call you that anymore."

"it kind of makes me uncomfortable..." i twist my arms behind my back and she nods. "understandable. now enough talking, i'm gonna show you around then we'll have a practice shoot."

i nod.

"lead the way."

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after she shows me around the building, we enter a disturbingly white room with cameras and lights set up around the small space. i put my things down on a vacant table and quietly follow her as she walks into a small office off to the side. who i saw was unexpected.

"jon!"

the scruffy man looks up and smiles when he sees me. "hey, dallon. what are you doing here?"

"long story short, brendon's dad offered me a job."

"ah. so you're here for a practice shoot?" i nod and he smiles wider. "glad that you're finally putting your good looks and fantastic body to good use."

i blush and my eyes widen as both him and debby laugh lightly and i cross my arms. "you are so fun to mess with, oh my god."

he stands up and leads me back out of the room. he points to a particularly bright spot in the room near some expensive-looking cameras and says, "you're going to stand there and do exactly what i tell you to do."

i nervously bite my lip and stand where he told me to.

jon starts fidgeting with the camera and smiles at me. "you're good at listening, right?"

i look at my feet and shrug. "i mean.. i would think so."

debby smiles at me and gives me a thumbs up.

"you got this, dallon."

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i want to rip my corneas out.

it's too warm and i'm really tired and i just want brendon.

"hold that pose for just a few more seconds..."

mentally huffing, i do what he says. i hear the camera click and he hums. "okay, you're good. we're done."

sighing, i stretch out my arms. debby whispers something to jon, but i don't even try figuring out what she's saying. i rub my eyes and blink the teary-ness away as i grab my stuff.

"i hope you don't mind, but could you show yourself out? i have some important stuff to talk about with jon."

i smile at her. "i can do that. i'll hopefully see you soon. talk to you later, dude."

he gives me a small wave and i leave the room. as i walk towards the entrance, i pull my phone out and text brendon.

🌊 ocean eyes 🌊: heyyy i'm done

king bee 🐝: yayyyyyyyy please come over please i have a surprise

🌊 ocean eyes 🌊: i was going to, don't worry

king bee 🐝: i'll be waiting ;;333

i roll my eyes and put my phone in my pocket. i wave goodbye to the lady in the front and head of to my car. i smile as i take in the warmth of the sun, seeing as the building was rather chilly from the air conditioning.

too bad i can't be out long before burning.

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dude i'm playing vices & virtues at like a really low volume and my mom is acting like it's really fucking loud and deafening and i'm so close to  s n a p p i n g  at her she's been so unpleasant lately jesus christ

it's also really fucking hot where i live so i'm extremely irritable oopsies