Roleplay Randomness

Magic is Bullshit 2

Sweet-Rice

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Lucifer- Riley, when are you going to marry a nice man like Leon?

Riley- Which is it? Do you want me to marry a nice man or do you want me to marry Leon?

Leon- If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.

Riley- If you were my husband I'd drink it.

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Almost everyone, fighting.

Maliki, looking to Lucifer- Excuse my potty mouth.

Maliki, screaming- SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Eric, laying in a hospital bed- I'm not even hurt that bad, the doctor said all my bleeding is internal. That's where my blood is supposed to be.

Demetrius- ... No!

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Demetrius, panicking as he's texting- Eric there is a fucking moth outside the room. Come kill it!

Eric, being funny- Eric is dead. You're next, Love Moth

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Leon, smirking and standing over Riley- I can hold the whole world in my hands.

Riley, secretly excited to have his face cupped- No you can't.

Leon- {Picks up a globe} Boom.

Riley-...I fucking hate you.

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Lunadessa- I really want a pet dog, but I'll literally shut down forever when it dies so like I need an immortal one. I also want it to be super aggressive at first glance, but sweet and protective and loyal when it loves someone.

Eric- You just described fucking Azza.

Ronan- Actually fucking him is a lot different from that.

Azza- {Spits out coffee}