Roleplay Randomness

Love is Bullshit

Sweet-Rice

Because the idea of everyone meeting is funny to me

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Milo- {Stares}

Caspian- {Stares}

Isaac- {Internally} Please don't eat the zombie please don't eat the zombie please don't eat the zombie

Caspian- {Picks up Milo} I'm keeping this.

Ren- No?

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Eric- Zombies are disgusting, awful creatures that no one should ever create.

Milo- {Exists}

Eric- I take back everything I just said. Zombies are beautiful and need to be protected.

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Chris- I love cooking, hate cleaning, and spend most of my time caring for a man child.

Maliki- I love cooking, hate cleaning, and spend most of my time caring for a house of giant children.

{Girl like you begins playing in the background}

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Lucifer- I want a big family.

Chris- {Surrounded by fighting, screaming children} No, you really don't.

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Ronan- {Sees Ren carrying Milo literally everywhere} Azzy, why don't you do that?

Azza- Because you're actually fucking heavy--

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Why were these so hard?