Roleplay Randomness

Magic is Bullshit 3

Sweet-Rice

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Azza- Ronan and I aren't dating.

Eric- You walk around holding his hand all the time.

Azza- But we're not dating.

Leon- You ran across traffic and let him boss you around.

Azza- But we aren't dating.

Demetrius- Last time I walked in on you two he was pressed up against you and in your lap.

Azza- But we aren't dating.

Ronan {Under his breath} - Yet.
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Leon- Riley, can you get me some water?

Riley- {Slams cup of ice on the table} Wait.

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Maliki- I haven't slept more than four hours a night for a thousand years.

Riley- How do you function?

Maliki- I don't.

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Lunadessa- Eric, is it okay?

Eric- {Attempting to use a flathead screwdriver to pull a cork out of a wine bottle} Is what okay?

Lunadessa- Your last braincell.

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Maliki- {To Riley} Eric is one of the smartest people alive, you can ask him advice on pretty much anything.

Eric- {Ten feet away, to Demetrius} If I eat four hundred hot dogs, and then daylight saving happens, did I ever even eat the hot dogs in the first place?