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Milo- Ren, I want a kiss.
Ren- {Way too excited} Of course you can have a kiss.
Milo- Can I have more than one?
Ren- {Even more excited} You can have as many as you'd like.
Milo- {Starts grabbing fist fulls of Hershey Kisses and shoving them in his mouth, wrapper and all}
Ren- MiLo No---
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Ren- I am a responsible, well adjusted adult.
Curtis- You forgot to sleep and feed yourself for two days.
Ren- I'm a well adjusted adult.
Curtis- You only talk to your boss, a squirrel, and a zombie.
Ren- I'm an adult.
Curtis- Legally speaking I can't argue that.
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Ren- {Working} Milo, honey, give me a hand.
Milo- {Rips his hand off and gives it to Ren}
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Milo- {Struggling to speak} Y-Y-Ye
Ren- Take your time, don't try and say it too quickly.
Milo- Y-Y-Yeet.
Ren- {Crying} I'm so proud.
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These are still hard lol
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