Roleplay Randomness

Magic is Bullshit

Sweet-Rice

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Eric- [Carrying a shovel and dragging a suspiciously shaped bloody sack]

Demetrius- [Looking to Lunadessa] What the fuck is he doing?

Lunadessa- [Sweating profusely] Gardening.

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Riley- Fuck you!

Leon- [Smirking] How about I fuck you instead?

Riley- [Internally panics about his own gayness]

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Leon- [Showing Caspian how to spell things by texting on his phone]

Caspian- [Types with his nose.] N o s e.

Caspian- [Sends it to Isaac, a little proud] I typed that with my nose.

Isaac- Aw. H e a r t

to aren't supposed to take that out---

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Maliki- [Watching all the couples and almost couples]

Maliki- I'll just... Be over here... With my stuffed animals.

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Azza- Romance is stupid and pointless. I'll never fall for it.

Eric- ... Didn't you run across traffic and try to force yourself in a car because you heard Ronan crying?

Azza- [Sweating profusely, but tries successfully to look mad] Who the fuck told you that?

Demetrius- [Also freaking out] Isaac must have.