1 day I woke up. I sneezed on my alarm clock. "Whatever", i thought. I remembered that I had a date!!!!1!!! With ma boyfriend, dahvie!
I finally got my lazy ass out of bed and was like "oh my i look terrible"! But that can be fixed with a little eyeliner, maybe a lot hehe. After applying 10 bottles of liquid eyeliner and painting my face with make-up. I looked hella cute. I put on my bright yellow blood on the dance floor shirt. I cried because of how fine I looked.
"Time for my DATE", I said out loud. My dog, Jesus looked up at me weirdly. "Jesus, jesus get a life" i muttered. I was ready for my date because I finished eating lucky charms and bananas. I was supposed to meet Dahvie at the mall, because he needed to go to Justice for more toms, because everyone in fanfictions wear toms.
I was so excited I nearly peed myself. "I don't have time for peeing right now", i thought, "i need to leave or I'll be LATE!!!1!1!1".
I got in my car and put on the radio SEXTING WAS ON YAY THATS MY FAV i still can't believe that im dating dahvie hes my role model im 13 this is a rly long sentence heh
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Dahvie Vanity: My Boyfriend
FanfictionHai der :3 i'm #scene i'm randum and I luuuuuuv botdf!!!1!1!1 dahvie vanity is meh fav :333 !! In this story there's this girl and she likes dahvie and they buy sparkly toms and make babies and touch each other's ears
