Dahvie Vanity: My Boyfriend

2 heh :33

I got to da MALL!1!1 dahvie was waitin for me.

"Hey, @neonsparklewhore, how you doin?" He asked. Then he said "on wait, i don't care!" He laughed. I loved how thoughtful he was.

"Aw dahvie you can just call me neonsparklewhore, it's okay."

"Okay neonsparklewhore, wanna get Toms now?"

"Uh, hell to the yeah!" I said :333

We walked to Justice. Dahvie fit right in among the 9 and 10 year old spoiled brats. He bought a neon pink pair that a picture of a kitty :333 on the toe part.

"Aww dahvie that's soooooper cute!" I said. I had to tell him something bc i had a rly big secret that i was holdin in.

"Dahvie I'm preggo" i screamed, right in justice.

"That's not possible @neonsparklewhore!" He only used my full name when He was mad @ me.

"Lmao yes it is. When we hugged at the food court I got pregnant. That's how babies are made."

"Oh yeah I forgot, well what are we gonna name her?"

"Let's name her (bc we know its a gurrrllmao) @vanitysgirl242 okay?"

"Yep yep yep i said."

"Can i touch your ear?"

"Sure, anything for you neonsparklewhore."

I loved my boyfriend more than i loved jefree star.