Today I wuz having a bby. I was soooper excited to finally meet @dahviesgirl242.
The nurse, miss jackson, was like "hey have fun". Dahvie was like "are you nasty"
I thought babies came out of belly buttons but I was wrong. You poop them out. After pooing out my daughter i looked at dahvie. He was sad.
"What's wrong" i asked. He was like "welp idk just our baby is not a girl."
"Oh well lets name him Kwok."
"Okay yeah i guess"
I think Kwok is a hella name.
"Oh btw neonsparklewhore you look good in yellow"
"K"
The next morning when I woke up I turned into Tom delonge
"Wut" i thought.
Nvm it was a dream.
A/N
Can I wake up and be Tom
I woke up for real this time and Kwok was crying.
"Shit man, does he ever shut up?" Dahvie asked. He was fukin ugly in the morning. My ears hurt.
"How much did you squeeze my ears last night, Dahvie?" I asked, referring to our violent ear-touching last night. I smiled at the thought.
"Oh baby you know you loved it" he said.
"Yap" i said
"K" he said.
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Dahvie Vanity: My Boyfriend
ФанфікиHai der :3 i'm #scene i'm randum and I luuuuuuv botdf!!!1!1!1 dahvie vanity is meh fav :333 !! In this story there's this girl and she likes dahvie and they buy sparkly toms and make babies and touch each other's ears
