Dahvie Vanity: My Boyfriend

Chapter 7: attack of the xD's

"Omg xD lol"
"Omg xD lol to you too"
"xD haha lolz"
This was it. Kwok had had enough.
"MOM, DAD, IF YOU DO NOT STOP RIGHT NOW I WILL KICK YOU BOTH OUT OF THE HOUSE" he yelled.
"OMG SHUT UP xD" i said.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT. OUT, OUT NOW." Kwok said and he shuffled me and dahvie out of our house. "AND DON'T COME BACK!"
Now we were screwed. We had been kicked out of the house by our own son. We walked to the nearest taco bell.
Settling into a booth at taco bell, dahvie looked at me in the eyes. "Neonsparklewhore, i love you. Nothing will break us apart, not our son kicking us out, not the world imploding, not even the overuse of the grumpy cat meme. I have a present for you."
"Omg wut is it xD lol?!" i said excitedly.
Dahvie pulled out a pair of TOMS. Not just any pair, the pair we got from justice with the pictures of the cute kitties on the front.
"OMG XD XD XD XD," i yelled. "SO MANY MEMORIES ARE CONTAINED IN THESE. WE R #GOALS DO U EVEN REALIZE THAT DAHVIE DO U"
That gave us the strength to return to our house and open the door quietly so kwok wouldn't hear us. What we saw shocked our pants off.....
Kwok was kissing someone on the couch.
"OMG XD WHO'S THIS XD," I yelled. I had been waiting for him to finally achieve a relationship.
"Mom calm down. This is bloinquee4az. He's an exchange student from poland. He doesn't really speak scene so you have to talk slow."

The fact that Kwok was gay wasn't really surprising, I mean he liked to be called Kwok the sassy bitch and he had an intense love for lady gaga. But I was still proud of him involuntarily coming out to us.
"Well I guess we should throw a party!" Said dahvie. And we did. We had a wild party full of orange juice and world's strictest parents.

....2 years later....

Kwok was getting married. The grumpy cat meme was officially over. The author of this book saw gerard way live. Nothing could be better.
Everyone was at the wedding. Ray and Gerard came, and so did miss jackson. Dahvie still kinda thought she was nasty but idk I thought she was pretty cool. Declan stump even made an appearance apologizing for imploding the world. It was a happy day full of old botdf songs and bad haircuts. Even my mom came and called me neonsparklewhore.

The end. (XD)