It was 15 year later! It turns out it wasn't a dream and I actually was tom delonge. It was pretty cool being in blink-182 with a dash and a lower case and the beginning.
Yep.
dahvie was ugly as always and I loved him so much even though I was tom and tom fucking delonge probably has a lot better taste than that.
Suddenly my mom called me
"Hey petunia!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1" she said
"Mom! Don't use my REAL name" i yelled into my 2006 flip phone.
"Sorry, dear. Are you still married to the man who looks like a mixture of a crayon and a human?"
"Yep. His name's Dahvie mom."
"Yeah whatever. Does he know what your real name is?"
"Nope"
"K." She hung up.
Dahvie was in the kitchen." Hey neonsparklewhore, Kwok the sassy bitch (because that's what he liked to be called) called to say that he's with his friends and you don't have to worry because all they're doing is 7 meths." (Hardcore).
My son was all grown up! I was a little disappointed bc he hadn't gone through his scene phase yet.
There was a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" I said.
"Prolly an ostrich."
"Wtf no"
"Jk its the wiggles. They want to sing you a song."
I thought about it. "Okay let them in"
They came in and sang the most beautiful song in the whole world.
Fruit salad, yummy yummy
It was #beautiful #blessed #jaidahasebola
Then they left. Dahvie smirked at me "hey, do you wanna ear touch?"
"HELL yeah!" I screamed.
This was gonna be fun.
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#jaidahasebola pray for jaida
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Dahvie Vanity: My Boyfriend
FanfictionHai der :3 i'm #scene i'm randum and I luuuuuuv botdf!!!1!1!1 dahvie vanity is meh fav :333 !! In this story there's this girl and she likes dahvie and they buy sparkly toms and make babies and touch each other's ears
