Group Name: Queen 👑
Group Members: Brian, Freddie, John, Roger
07:50 a.m.
Brian: This is weird
Brian: Why did I wake up at Freddie's house sleeping with a pineapple?
John: Bruh-
Freddie: What the hell you're in my house?
Brian: Well, yeah!
Brian: I'm hugging a PINEAPPLE.
Roger: Crazy night huh?
John: I can't stop laughing
Freddie: Are you at my couch?
Brian: Yes. And I have a pineapple.
Freddie: Okay, Brian, I'm coming home right now just wait for me
Brian: Okay
John: Who's gonna start?
Brian: Start what
Roger: I think he accidentally thought that the pineapple was a girl and slept with it
Brian: No- First of all, that's gross
Freddie: And I don't have pineapples at home sorry
Roger: Well then he got it at the party
John: I am confusion
John: Why would Brian Harold May steal a pineapple in the middle of a club?
John: Explain Roger expLAIN
Roger: Okay that doesn't make sense
Freddie: I think he bought some fruits in the market and started to eat them
Freddie: But then he felt sorry for the pineapple
Freddie: And hugged him
Freddie: He then fell asleep and woke up like this
Brian: What
John: Aw, how cute
Brian: Freddie, it's a pineapple
Brian: Why?
Brian: Just.. Why would I feel sorry for a fucking pineapple?
John: Hey watch your mouth you dirty fruit slut
Roger: JDAKDHSKDHE I WHEEZED
Freddie: I have a new version
Freddie: You stole a bank while you were drunk, and got a lot of money. The cops are after you so you hide the money inside a pineapple, so no one can notice. You're now hugging your greatest treasure, a LOT of money.
Roger: ...
John: ...
Brian: Are you writing a book or something?
Freddie: Yeah
Freddie: "A Poodle and the pineapple"
Brian: FREDDIE I SWEAR TO GOD-
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