What if Queen had a group chat?

Couple

Group Name: Queen 👑
Group Members: Brian, Freddie, John, Roger
8:34 p.m.

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Freddie: Okay we need to solve this now

John: What are you talking about

Roger: Yeah what are you talking about

Freddie: Are you two a couple

Brian: Oh yeah I was wondering that for some time

Roger: Me and John?

John: Ew I have standards

Roger: What are you implying-

Freddie: Is just that, you know..

Freddie: You guys kissed..

Roger: I kissed Brian and we're not boyfriends

Brian: God no

Roger: I did try to ask you

John: We are not together

Freddie: What about the super gay kiss you had in that party?

Roger: First of all I was drunk

John: Yeah and I was young

Brian: It happened two years ago you weren't that young

John: Young and stupid

Freddie: So explain to me about the fanfics

Brian: Yeah

John: It's a story about me, I want to read it

Brian: What about the ones that are not about you

John: They're funny

Freddie: And what about the talk you guys had in the sleep over?

Roger: We were just chatting chill

Freddie: About what

Roger: Well aren't you curious huh?

John: We were just talking about everything, you know, life and stuff

Freddie: Why did Brian say that you were gay then?

Brian: Okay I confess

Brian: I did that just to make you feel more curious

Freddie: WHAT

Freddie: BUT I DON'T LIKE TO FEEL SO CURIOUS

Brian: I know, I was mad because you ate my cookie in the sleep over

Freddie: Oh please it was just a cookie

Brian: It was the lasT vegAn cookie I had

Freddie: Alright alright I'm sorry

Roger: Are we done?

Freddie: NO

Brian: Explain that dinner you had

Brian: John started to panic because he was in bed with Roger