What if Queen had a group chat?

Chicken

[Reseting..]

Group Name: Queen 👑
Group Members: Brian, Freddie, John, Roger
08:08 p.m.

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Freddie: Roger Meddows Taylor

Roger: Oh no

Freddie: Where were you today?

Roger: It's a long story

Brian: Roger we were recording today

Brian: And you missed it

Roger: Okay

Brian: IT'S NOT OKAY

John: What surprises me is that we lost him even though we are in the same farm he's in

John: I think we need to get him a leash

Freddie: Yes

Brian: Roger what happened

Roger: Okay so

Roger: There was a chicken

Roger: I looked at her and said

Roger: "Sup nugget"

Roger: She somehow understood it

Roger: And started to run into me

Roger: So I started running

Roger: But she didn't stop

Roger: And I got lost

John: So that's why Prenter was laughing so much this morning

Roger: PRENTER SAW ME??

Freddie: Why don't we call him Paul?

Roger: It's an insult for Paul McCartney

John: Aka my boyfriend

Freddie: Of course John

Freddie: I don't think Paul is that bad

John: Well no, Paul McCartney is actually lovely

Freddie: I was talking about Paul Prenter

John: Ew when did we started to talk about him

Freddie: What do you guys have against him anyways?

Roger: He's a snake

John: Crowley is a snake

Roger: Who's that?

John: Um

John: No one

John: Hey why isn't Brian texting

Freddie: He's laughing

Roger: And how do yOu know that?

Roger: Are you in his rOom or sOmetHing??

Freddie: Roger my room is next to his

Freddie: I can hear him watching cat videos at night