Dinner

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Group Name: Queen 👑
Group members: Brian, Freddie, John, Roger
09:30 p.m.

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Roger: How do I cut an onion?

Brian: Why do you need to cut an onion?

Roger: To make dinner?

Brian: You don't cook?

John: Roger dear I'm already coming home you don't need to make dinner

Freddie: D e a r

Freddie: That's a Freddie thing darling

John: It's a word

Freddie: A Freddie word

Freddie: You can't even call Roger dear

Brian: Someone's jEaLoUs

Freddie: Why would I be jealous?

Freddie: I have a fiancé

Brian: Right

Roger: Okay but hOw do I cut an onion

Roger: I want to make dinner today Deaky

John: Aw

Brian: Aww

Freddie: Ew

Brian: Roger, grab a knife and a plate or something

Roger: Right

Freddie: Now stab yourself

Brian: FREDDIE

Roger: FREDDIE

John: FREDDIE

Freddie: IT'S A JOKE GOD

Brian: Roger, peel off the onion and cut it in half so it will be easier to cut it

Roger: Alright

Roger: Did it

Roger: Why do my eyes hurt?

Freddie: The onion makes you cry you crybaby

John: Hey don't speak to him like that

Brian: God, What happened to you now Fred

Freddie: Nothing!!

Roger: Then calm down!!

Freddie: I AM FUCKING CALM

Roger: YOU'RE NOT

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