What if Queen had a group chat?

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Group Name: Queen 👑
Group Members: Brian, Freddie, John, Roger
05:57 p.m.

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John: How to kill a Roger Google search

Brian: John this is a group chat

Roger: What did I do now

Freddie: Don't kill Roger

Freddie: I love him

Roger: I love you too angel

Brian: What

John: How to T-pose Google search

Brian: John I swear to god

Roger: John is the most random friend I have

Freddie: John is the most random boyfriend I have

Roger: Wait that means that you have other boyfriends-

Freddie: Wait aren't we a boyfriend band-

Brian: I'm not dating you three

Roger: He's got the badgers

Brian: No

John: How to kill a Badger Google search

Brian: DO NOT

Brian: THEY HAVE A LIFE TOO

Roger: It's just badgers calm down

Freddie: Here we go again..

Brian: Killing any animals is a horrible action. We have a life, and so do they. They have feelings, they feel happiness, and they feel pain. Just imagine how terrible it would be if you watched the people you love, like family, friends, even us, get murdered just so another living being can fill it's already full belly. Other animals kill just for eating what they need, and of course there are exceptions that kill for fun, but there are not many. The human race kills for fun, food, cruelty, hate, and a lot of meat gets rotten in the market, showing that some humans don't care about the animals lives. That is why we need to stop this. We need to stop animals suffering in vain. Forget about the weekend where you go hunt a badger, and think about this badger's life. His life matters too.

John: What is a badger Google search

Brian: Fuck you

Freddie: DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT TO HIM

Freddie: HE'S BABY

Roger: I think I'm gonna become a vegetarian

Brian: Yes do that

Roger: Does vegetarians only eat vegetables?

Brian: No Roger

Roger: Oh thank god

Roger: I don't wanna turn green or something

John: Why is my friend's brain so small Google search

Freddie: Because he's stupid

Roger: I'M NOT STUPID

Brian: How do you know they were taking about you?