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1. Tomtord (Updated)

*Fluff*

Tom's POV

I awoke to my beautiful Norwegian boyfri - jk I wish he was my boyfriend. Instead I 'hate' him. I forgot why, something happened in year 7, I think it was over a girl. I donno.

Anyway, I woke up and headed to the kitchen. Edd was there making ( bacon ) pancakes, Matt sat on the bench, taking selfies, or whatever, and Tord was sitting at the head of the table

( education time: the 'head' of the table is just the end that the host sits at. Like in movies, the rich peeps will have a 20 setter table and the rich peep sits at on of the small ends. For those who don't know )

After Edd finished the pancakes, he sat a stack of them in front of each of us, giving his self the most. That, Tord did not like. Him and Edd started arguing and while they argued, I watch as Tord's face got more and more red and flushed. I had to admit, that did turn me on.

After a while, Tord noticed me starring at him so he brought it up. "Tom, you starring at me."
"O-Oh I a-am? I-I-I don't t-think am.." I stuttered out. "Yes you were!!" Matt and Edd yelled out in unison.

Yes, of course I told Edd that I like Tord, but not Matt! Edd said he didn't mean say it. "it just slipped out" he said. I'll have to use that line back at him...see how he likes that.

I wanted to stand up and go to my room, I wasn't hungry, but I still had a massive boner, so I had to stay seated. Tord eyed me off, making me blush. "Aha! Your blushing! You were starring at Tord" Matt screeched. "Can it, Matt," I said while standing up and dumping my pancakes on Tord's plate and rushing to my room.

Tord's POV

"Why did he give his pancakes to me? He hates me!" I questioned. "Not exactly..." Matt mumbled followed by Edd's snickers ( now I'm hungry 🍫🍫🍫 ). "Nah, Tord, he doesn't hate you that much," Edd giggled, while was trying not to die. "Oh! I have an idea!!" Matt yelled. "What?" "We can get Tord to check up on Tom!! Since.. You know.." Matt explained the plan to Edd.

Ah faen I thought as they dragged me to Tom's room, knocked on the door and ran off, giggleing like high school girls. I heard sniffing and shuffling as Tom got to the door. I waited for the door to open, but it didn't. "What do you want, Tord?"
Oh he didn't call me commie this time? Strange... I thought as Tom kept sniffing. "Edd and Matt told me to check up on you, not that I wanted to."
Then Tom broke. He started crying, say stuff like 'he doesn't.... Me?' Or something like that.

I open the door to see that Tom was next to the door frame, crying his 'eyes' out. I sat next to him tried to hug him. He just pushed me away and said "Don't. If you don't like me I can take a hint. You can have your old room back, I'll be moving out soon, since you don't.." He mumbled the rest. "No don't move out! I'll miss you!" I yelled, holding his hands.

Then I heard Edd say "le gasp!"
Then Matt said "wait what did Todd say?" Matt ask. That poor idiot still calls me Todd? "Shush!"
Them dirty bustards were listening! I got up and opened the door. They both looked at me and ran off. I looked back at Tom, who was now on the bed, starring at me.

Tom's POV again

Holy carrot cake on a kitten! Tord looked more flushed then before, and that turned me on.

He looked back at me and I just blushed. He must have seen my BIG ASS BO- jk it wasn't that big, my slight boner because he then said "Need help with that?~" very seductively in my ear. I had to stop my self for walking right out that doo- oh wait no, I was all ready at the door. Tord snaked his hands around my waist and whispered in my ear "I was kidding-" I interrupted,"No you weren't." He ignored me."Please, just..um..cuddle with me."

I blushed at this and agreed. He layed¹ down then dragged me onto his chest ( in this Tord is bigger ). He opened his mouth as if to talk then shut it. He did did this three more times until he stutters out " Y-Ya know, T-Tom, i-in year 7, uh.. S-Sarah, I-I d-didn't like her...I l-liked...y-you, and I still d-do."

"O-Oh..." Was all I got out. I wanted to say sooo much more, like, 'yes i like you too' or 'well I LOVE you!' or 'oh Tord please marry me!' But my thoughts were cut of ( a/n cliché ) by Tord lips. I was startled but kissed back. He tangled his fingers in Steve and pushed my head, deepening the kiss. We parted after a minute or so for a little thing called air. "Wow, Jehovah! I'm glad your my boyfriend~" he purred. "Whoa! Who said any thing about dating?"

"Oh w-well I-I-I just-" seeing Tord like this is once in a life time o
"Jeez calm down, man. Of course we're dating~"
"Oh. Cool." Tord hummed and continued to snuggle with me until we fell asleep.

891 words
So? What do you think? Good? Bad? Both? Neither? All?!? *Ahem* I got my brother to read this and he said "that's actually good, that is very gay," well thanks? Anyway I might post tomorrow, donno.
As I said, I read old books, so imma do this from now on
10th July 2019
11:40pm
See ya my lovelies and uglies </3