Enemies

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GROUPCHAT : Gays Galore

jinnie
okay
where the hell is jungkook?

taehyungie
probably sleeping with some girl?
what do you expect

suga
yeah, pretty sure you'll find him there

hobi
you guys are idiots
jungkook only sleeps with people that he meets at parties or bars
you're forgetting i'm his roomate who goes out with him to these parties therefore he isn't sleeping with some chick

minnie
then where is he?

joonie
someone text him or something
jin is getting worried and jimin and i are on a date
so i can't text that shithead

suga
and you call him your best friend

joonie
you call tae your best friend when we all you you guys have fucked before.

suga
stfu, joon

taehyungie
HOW TF DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!

joonie
i have my ways
also my boyfriend is your best friend/soulmate

taehyungie
MINNIE, HOW COULD YOU

minnie
IM SORRY HE ASKED AND I COULDNT RESIST THE DIMPLES

jinnie
thx seokie for the information
but jungkook isn't replying to any of my texts or calls
also what the actual fuck, yoongi?!

suga
SHUT UP OKAY! WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT IT. IT WAS HIGHSCHOOL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

minnie
it wasn't just in highschool

taehyungie
aNYWAYS BACK TO THE DICK, JUNGKOOK
HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM?!

suga
this is why i hate park jimin and jeon jungkook

kooks
hey, idiots
what are you all screaming about?

jinnie
JFC I THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEPING AROUND AGAIN AND I WAS ABOUT TO BEAT YOUR ASS

kooks
geez, i wasn't but i did make out with some chick that was my tutor
doesn't matter to me though

taehyungie
you can't keep doing that, kook. did she have actually feelings for you or did you just not listen to that part like always?

kooks
you know me, babe.

taehyungie
you're such a dick

kook
why are you so pissed off? did people finding out you and yoongi slept together all throughout highschool and college throw you off?
cause i'm not the only slut here, am i?

minnie
you did not just fucking call my taehyungie a slut!

kooks
in fact, i did.

suga
why can't you just go and fuck off kook?

kooks
never liked you either, asshole

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jinnie
you're such an idiot sometimes, kook

kooks
he deserved it for judging me and how i have fun. what a party pooper

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a/n; it can't be a book by me without a little taegi. that's why i made them best friends in the vmin book as well ;)