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evans.c: This was taken approximately 3.1 seconds before Art dropped her phone

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1.3m comments...

user05: artechris said fuck you to the haters


user70: they're so cute what the hell

↳ user71: i knew this is why you went to the bathroom

↳ user53: omg jen you're on a DATE stop crying about artechris

↳ user70: literally make me


imsebastianstan: I'm with Mackie and he wants me to tell you that his best friend looks wonderful

↳ imsebastianstan: He also wanted me to clarify that by 'best friend' he means Artemis

↳ imsebastianstan: But I think you're beautiful Chris!!!

↳ evans.c: I'm glad someone thinks so


apollo.hunter: So I'm drafting the Family Christmas Cards for this year and I think Chris would look good next to me, Dad, and Harry

↳ artemis.hunter: I have a lot of questions here but my main one is... why are you drafting the christmas card in August?

↳ apollo.hunter: Because I'm anticipating the addition of at least four members this year and I need to know where to place all of us??? With Aphrodite about to become a Mom and with you about to become a taken woman again, I need to know these things!!!

↳ artemis.hunter: Okay but who are the other two members?

↳ apollo.hunter: Bug and Dodger

↳ evans.c: Does Dodger have to wear a Christmas jumper or is a funky hat good enough?

↳ apollo.hunter: Funky hats will be provided for pets

↳ evans.c: Nice


user58: ok but !!! chris and artemis don't deny that they'll be dating soon OR that chris is going to be on the christmas card

↳ user29: because they're soulmates and we all know it


harry.munroe: WHEW, what a couple!!!

↳ seanmurphy: Literally the BEST man for Artemis!!!

↳ harry.munroe: As her ex-husband... I absolutely agree!!!

↳ katieford: Sean can we break up so we can be this supportive of each other

↳ seanmurphy: Uh, given that I'm currently in love with you, I'm going to have to say no?


artemis.hunter: Also this caption is deceptive! I didn't drop my phone, you dropped yours and that made me jump which then made me drop my phone

↳ evans.c: Idk, the caption says that you're the only one who dropped your phone so I guess we'll never know

↳ artemis.hunter: I'm going to phone the restaurant and request CCTV footage

↳ evans.c: Sorry I already called and they said the footage was mysteriously erased :/

↳ artemis.hunter: Damn, I guess we'll really never know


sarahmunroe: Harry wanted me to comment that you should give him 'step children' even though technically your children wouldn't be his step-children?

↳ harry.munroe: Let me be their step-father!!!

↳ sarahmunroe: How are you the eldest?

↳ harry.munroe: Well you see, I was born first and that makes me older than you

↳ sarahmunroe: I wish Mom had put you up for adoption

↳ harry.munroe: I wish she'd left you under the bridge she found you, but you don't see me complaining

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