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NEW MESSAGE FROM AMERICA'S ASS🍑 


AMERICA'S ASS🍑

Wanna tell me why your son just called me a loser over face time?

ART

He's been hanging around Apollo a lot recently

He's a bad influence

AMERICA'S ASS🍑

I mean yeah, murderers tend to be bad influences

ART

Really? You're not over that?

AMERICA'S ASS🍑

SILVER WAS A PART OF OUR FAMILY

ART

He was a goldfish

As much as I loved him, he would have died soon anyway

Apollo did his best looking after him

AMERICA'S ASS🍑

I just

He meant so much to me

And I trusted your DEVIL BROTHER to look after him for three days

But I come home to find the fish tank empty!

ART

Chris, did you expect Apollo to keep a dead fish in the tank until we got home?

Even my three year old wouldn't do that

AMERICA'S ASS🍑

I expected to be notified before we got home at least

ART

Okay, I'll admit he messed up there

But Silver passed naturally and probably peacefully

I don't know, I'm not a goldfish expert

AMERICA'S ASS🍑

Why would you make me consider that his death might have been painful?

Artemis, do you hate me?

ART

You know I could never hate you

I'm sorry :(

AMERICA'S ASS🍑

I'll forgive you if you let me come over to see Bug

ART

You're always welcome

Dinner should be ready in about half an hour if you're hungry

Bring Dodger

Harry's bringing Bean Pole so uh... prepare for that I guess

AMERICA'S ASS🍑

It's like a little dog party

I love it

I'll be there soon

ART

See you soon, Chris

AMERICA'S ASS🍑

See you, Art

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artechris remain my BABIES

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