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27, Group Chat

HAPPY HUNTERS & CO

[ PARTICIPANTS:

Eleanor Hunter | Momma H

Patrick Hunter | Papa H

Apollo Hunter | Kid 1

Artemis Hunter | Kid 2

Athena Hunter | Favorite Kid

Aphrodite Hunter | Kid 4

Beatrice James | Best Lesbian

Harrison Munroe | World's Weirdest Ex-Husband

Lennox Stanley | Don't Marry Into This Family ]

Kid 1 has added Chris Evans to the conversation.

Kid 1 has changed Chris Evans's nickname to Shiny New Boyfriend.

Kid 1

Athena said that's your nickname now and what Athena says in this chat goes

Shiny New Boyfriend

Am I your shiny new boyfriend, Poll?

Favorite Kid

Ah, good point

Technically he's a shiny old boyfriend

Kid 1

I'm not changing his nickname again

Your money isn't worth THAT much

Favorite Kid

I knew I should've kicked you out as admin before you could do it to me

I always knew you'd be the one to betray me

Kid 2

Ah so he's being PAID

I was wondering why he was telling Lennie not to marry into this family

World's Weirdest Ex-Husband

I forget what my nickname is

Momma H

Your nickname is the World's Best Dad, Harry sweetheart

Don't you worry

World's Weirdest Ex-Husband

Oh that's so nice!!!

Thank you, Thena!

Favorite Kid

Don't mention it

Kid 1

She paid me fifty dollars to change Lennie's nickname to that and we used it to go for dinner so

We were both cool with it

Shiny New Boyfriend

I'm not sure what I was expecting when Apollo told me he was adding me to this chat

But somehow, this both is and isn't it

Kid 2

Yeah, those feelings will come and go the longer you're here

Even I question why I'm here and I'm the one who suggested we make a group chat

Papa H

Me too, kid

And I'm one of the people that made you

How DID you kids end up so weird?

Kid 4

They're heterosexuals

Hence why I'm the most sane member of this family

Even you're a bit batshit crazy, Dad

Papa H

Well, you're the smart one so I guess that must be true

Also, Chris! Hi!

Eleanor wanted me to invite you over for dinner this weekend

Shiny New Boyfriend

I'd love to come for dinner, Rick!

Kid 2

I'm also free

Papa H

Your invite was made when your mother expelled you from her womb

Kid 2

Yeah okay

This is one of those moments I wonder why I'm here

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we just rlly needed to meet art's parents ok