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I'm just saying... Chrismis is a much more festive ship name than Artechris

Artechris also kinda sounds like Antichrist

ART

Yeah, but Chrismis could only work for one month out of the year

Artechris is fun for all occasions!

AMERICA'S ASS🍑

I don't think that's correct but I digress

I  guess I can live with Artechris

It's better than Artemack

ART

ARTEMACK IS A GREAT NAME

AMERICA'S ASS🍑

While you may think that, I just can't wrap my head around the fact that you paired your first name with Anthony's last

Shouldn't it be Artony? Antemis?

The only surname you should pair your first name with is.... mine

ART

Chris Evans, you cheesy sob

At least take me to dinner first

AMERICA'S ASS🍑

Alright

I'll pick you up at 8

I know Harry has the kids tonight

ART

I'll be waiting

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