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I'm just saying... Chrismis is a much more festive ship name than Artechris
Artechris also kinda sounds like Antichrist
ART✨
Yeah, but Chrismis could only work for one month out of the year
Artechris is fun for all occasions!
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I don't think that's correct but I digress
I guess I can live with Artechris
It's better than Artemack
ART✨
ARTEMACK IS A GREAT NAME
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While you may think that, I just can't wrap my head around the fact that you paired your first name with Anthony's last
Shouldn't it be Artony? Antemis?
The only surname you should pair your first name with is.... mine
ART✨
Chris Evans, you cheesy sob
At least take me to dinner first
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Alright
I'll pick you up at 8
I know Harry has the kids tonight
ART✨
I'll be waiting
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