The next morning
Davey: HAPPY BDAY EASTON 🎉🎉
Easton: THANK YOU MOTHER
Jack: 🎉HAPPYYYY BDAYYY🎉
Easton: WHY THANK YOU MR. YEEHAW
Race: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Easton: THANK YOU MR. PRETZEL STICKS
Les:
Easton: thank you lil 10 year old
Finch: Happy fuckin birthday bitch 🎉
Jojo: Moooom finch is abusing his powerrr
Everyone wished Easton happy birthday but author doesnt feel like writing all that
Morris: April fools day is today
Race: butttt its Eastons bday so were ignoring that
Elmer: and i cant do that since i have 8 siblings
Davey: so Les mind telling me why i woke up with my face covered in blue paint
Les: it was sarah's idea
Davey added Sarah Jacobs
Davey: Sarah what the hecc
Sarah: uh (;ŏ﹏ŏ)
Blink: whaddup fuckers
Davey: oh hi bad example #2
Mush: hello bitches
Jack: mush stop
Morris: they can swear but not me
Morris: scoff
Oscar: shut up
Spot: sibling goals
Easton:
Easton: dammit davey
Sarah: way to go
Race: wow davey
Spot: jeez you blew our cover
Jack: unbelievable
Davey: :O it wasnt me
Spot: casual reminder that race can do this
Spot:
Race: hell yeah i can
Les: swearing is illegal and punishable by death
Finch: fuck
Race: fuck
Jack: fuck
Les: death to you and you and also you
Finch: thank you
Race: yay
Jack: finally
Crutchie: *concerned noises*
Davey: seriously chill
Woody has entered the chat
Easton: THIS ISNT A PUBLIC CHAT IM SCARED
Woody: shut up i hacked in to show you my cat eating a graham cracker
Woody:
Davey: thank you tis precious i am still terrified
Les: the "woah" at the end
Woody: shut up it was a bigger bite than i expected
Woody: bye bye my sweet cinnamon apples i shall never harm you no angst
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FanfictionYeah I stole the idea. shut up. it's kinda on the nose for the title. btw I'm using my oc Easton bc why not I'm doing it. if you don't know, Easton is 13 and shizz and I backed myself into a corner with his backstory but I'll figure it out. Musical...
